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Question

1. Last night, when my aunt was way, my Uncle slept with ____.
2. James bothered his mother for a new toy for two weeks. Finally she bought it for him. The problem is the toy was _____.
3. Gene was walking down the street. It disturbed locals as he _____.
4. Although it is morally wrong _____ is good for you.

Answer 1

Jumping cactus
screaming not to tear it's head off
spanked every body elses monkey
Watching Richard Simmons

Answer 2

1. Last night, when my aunt was away, my Uncle slept with lace panties on.
2. James bothered his mother for a new toy for two weeks. Finally she bought it for him. The problem is the toy was for adults only.
3. Gene was walking down the street. It disturbed locals as he was wearing Prince's butt-out pants.
4. Although it is morally wrong farting in public is good for you.

Answer 3

1. All four of his pit bulls.
2. For use in a swimming pool.
3. Danced and sang profane riddles.
4. Too much

Answer 4

1 her pillow.
2 not PC compatible.
3 was walking his pet tiger.
4 whacking your sister's abusive boyfriend in the head with a baseball bat

Oh, I'm sorry. Was I supposed to make this obscene?

Answer 5

1. himself.
2. broken.
3. was naked.
4. lying

Answer 6

1.my sister
2. to annoying
3. ran up the street naked
4.pre-marital sex

Answer 7

MR. ROPER IS SUCH A PAIN IN THE AZZ JANET