Ok first let me start of by saying I am a twin.....
Ok on my Birthday there is always some complete moron who asks..."so when is your twin's birthday?" or "Oh cool, so how old is your twin?" (and yes these people were being completely serious when asking these questions)
Also, someone asked me to spell "birthday" haha im sorry but everyone should know how to spell birthday.
2007-02-25 13:19:26 · 39 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
Yep, most people are retarded..... like when im changing a flat tire.... I get the... changing a flat huh???...... NO... I got tired of 4 good tires, so im putting on 1 bad one... retards!!
2007-02-25 13:22:32 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 6⤊ 0⤋
The dumbest thing I heard today was at the convenience store. My total came to $11.01, and I handed the cashier $21.01.
She said, "the twenty is enough". I tried to explain to her that I would like a ten dollar bill back, but she was so confused, I just took the change from the $20.
P.S. You're a twin? Oh cool, what does your twin look like?
2007-02-25 13:24:48 · answer #2 · answered by Veruca Salt 6 · 8⤊ 0⤋
My son asks me for a popsickle I give him one, my neice then asks for one. What am I gonna say, no we only like our son and so there fore you cannot have one.
I am sitting on the side of the road and the hood is up on my car and this man asks me, scuse me mam is there something wrong with your car? No I like to sit on the side of a really busy highway with smoke surrounding my car, that is why I poored oil on the engine, so that i could get the smoke and the smell affect.
I have a case of scabies and my brother calls me on the phone and he says, so do you itch? No I am the miricle woman the first one in the world to get a case scabies but not have one single itch in the process.
I just fell and broke my arm, it happened about six years ago, and my genius husband asked me if it hurt? No honey my eyes always water when I have falls.
2007-02-25 13:30:54 · answer #3 · answered by trhwsh 5 · 4⤊ 0⤋
o yea, there are some dumb asses out there. At my job this lady came up to me and asked me "how much are the two for a dollar candy?"
I run Uscan and this woman says "should I press the spanish button or the English button?"
Another one at uscan "I have these bananas, should I push the picture of the grapes or the bananas?"
God! I could keep going on and on! I work with the DUMBEST people!
2007-02-25 13:25:00 · answer #4 · answered by jkeys00 3 · 5⤊ 0⤋
It's a joke and sound dumb to me too.
My sister was talking to my neighbour X outside my doorstep few days back. I invited X to come in to have a drink and chat but she said she will left in a minutes as her husband is buying her dinner in a resturant nearby. Half an hour later after I took my shower, they were still chatting outside. Now I know why the husband is always pulling a long face....
2007-02-25 13:44:53 · answer #5 · answered by Fish Master 5 · 5⤊ 0⤋
I have heard many stupid things from people. When I worked for Domino's, people would call and asked how big was our 12 inch subs. One lady called to complain she had tuna fish on her pizza. I told her we don't have tuna fish as a topping. She told me she had little fish, all over her pizza. I told her they were anchovies, and that is what she asked for. She told me she did not want little fish, but those little black things (BLACK OLIVES), you know, anchovies on her pizza. What a dumb @$$. Now I work at taxicab company, and I had a person call and ask me, "Who did I call?" I told them the taxi company. They said "I am sorry, I wanted the cab company."" and they hung up. Thank goodness they don't drive. I could go an and on with all the ridicules stuff I have heard. Gee, isn't working with the public fun?
2007-02-25 13:30:48 · answer #6 · answered by cindy8413 3 · 7⤊ 0⤋
My best friend just had a baby girl. She's 36 and I am 40. I was visiting her in the hospital and holding the baby when a nun walked in to congratulate my friend on her birth and she turned to me and ask me if I was the grandma????!!!! I have never come so close to beating the **** out of a nun before! It totally ruined my day!
2007-02-25 13:26:50 · answer #7 · answered by Mustang Sally 5 · 8⤊ 0⤋
When I was young I had short hair, and was wearing a dress. Someone at an amusement part said " hello there young man"! Yes, I'm totally serious!
2007-02-25 13:36:10 · answer #8 · answered by Tigger 5 · 4⤊ 0⤋
Not asked, but said.
While sitting in the passenger seat, my wife said, 'I'm not in the car.' 'HUH???'
Yes, everyone knows how to spell birthday, even me:
............C A K E
Right??
2007-02-26 00:34:38 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Someone asked my friends, Are you twins? When they were looking right at them.
2007-02-25 13:26:28 · answer #10 · answered by passion2share 4 · 6⤊ 0⤋