If I could understand what you wrote I would be happy to read it but as it's not at all understandable I'll keep this short.
Monkeys are WILD ANIMALS.
They belong in the wild or animal preserves.
DO NOT GET ONE!
2007-02-25 13:42:11
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answered by gitana_diosa 3
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You don't want me to tell you not to get one(at least that's what I think you said). Well, this is the Internet, you made your question public, so you have no control over what answers you get. Here it goes then:
DO NOT GET A MONKEY!!!
Check out http://www.petmonkey.info/ and read ARTICLES/INFO and TESTIMONIALS. Watch the PowerPoint presentation on there too and see what those cute little monkeys did to owners who thought they knew what they were doing.
A lot of monkeys for sale in the US are illegally obtained, ripped from their mothers and sold on the black market. They are emotionally scarred and never learned how to act like a real monkey.
Monkeys are not illegal in all of the US, but some states require special permits for some while completely prohibiting others. You need to check on the legalities in your area, since some counties and townships have their own rules apart from the state laws.
Good luck to you and please think twice about it.
2007-02-26 01:05:50
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answered by Huh? 6
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Some suggestions are monkey paw,(a kind of natural fruit bowl)
monkey wrench-always comes in handy, stuffed monkeys are so adorable and never have to be diapered and when you're tired, play a game of "monkey see-monkey do" or eat at the "Brass Monkey". Anyone who enjoys monkeys can always visit the nearest zoo or ask to sponsor one at the zoo.
2007-02-25 13:46:37
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answered by kriend 7
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We had a male monkey and when he matured we could not control him, I suggest a different pet your going too be very disappointed in about a year if you get a monkey.
2007-02-25 13:08:18
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answered by Dick 3
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You might want to check the laws where you live, I believe in most of the US, it is ILLEGAL to have a monkey as a pet. If you get one, dont be suprised if animal control shows up at your door.
2007-02-25 14:20:41
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answered by Cheryl C 5
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What is wrong with a dog or cat? Monkeys are not pets they are wild animals. Plus, the one you got to type the question for you needs more typing lessions.
2007-02-25 13:17:30
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answered by thefemalealphawolf 3
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A monkey huh, when you make eye contact for just a bit too long and it tears up your face you will have something to remember for the rest of your life
2007-02-25 13:14:34
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answered by jonnyraven 6
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Monkeys are not good pets. They just mess things around and scream.
2007-02-25 13:06:26
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answered by q 2
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What about the "Hooked on Monkey Phonics" Monkey from South Park? :-) Hehehe..... He is small, smart, and plays the drums. Oh, and he helps you learn how to spell. :-)
2007-02-25 13:09:03
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answered by Amy K 3
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if you buy a monkey you will need a real sense of humor because it will come in handy.i only wish i could see the 'attitude adjustment session" that will ensue! perhaps you can sell tickets!
2007-02-25 13:14:05
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answered by Anonymous
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