Big black lumps on my balls and shaft?

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Big black lumps on my balls and shaft?

I had sex with a cow yesterday in order to lose my virginity. Now there are big black lumps on my balls and shaft. Is this normal for new members of the non-virgin majority?

2007-02-25 12:15:04 · 4 answers · asked by Dog C 1 in Health ➔ Men's Health

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it's probably turds. or, herpes, bovine herpes.

2007-02-25 12:37:07 · answer #1 · answered by ? 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋

Dang dude I told you the sheep

2007-02-25 20:33:49 · answer #2 · answered by Uncle Red 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋

black heads?

2007-02-25 20:20:52 · answer #3 · answered by Zach19 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋

see a doctor...hell see a shrink while you're at it

2007-02-25 20:24:26 · answer #4 · answered by 11 inches of pain 1 · 2⤊ 0⤋