That is so funny...am I the only one here who understands that your question is a mockery/satire of current Western society?
Anyway...I'm an awful kicker too...and I wish I could be better at it. If only I had flippers...but like someone said...the shoes, the shooes, where would we get shoes? Plus, no one would date us.
So...no...don't go getting flippers. Just grab a kickboard and try to get better at using your feet as flippers.
2007-02-25 17:17:07
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answered by Rosie82 2
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The problem is that your feet are not naturally tissue which is can be implanted into. With the breast there is something that the implant can be put under, to boost up. With your feet you would have to enlarge your toes to an enormous length and then get skin to fill in those sections.
2007-02-25 20:00:54
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answered by cowsvils 3
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Dear Man from Atlantis,
Yes. It's your money and your feet, you should be able to do what you want with them ifit makes you feel better. However, you're goingto have a hard time finding shoes that fit.
While you're at it, you could have your hair removed to be more hydrodynamic.
Check out Stalking Cat of Washington State is known for his feline split upper lip and facial whiskers for an example of full body transformation http://www.bellaonline.com/articles/art37314.asp
2007-02-25 19:49:36
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answered by Justice 1
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oh DEFINITELY,,!!!, in fact leadeing researchers have proven that this operaiton can be done without injecting silicone into the implant like they do for breast implants, they inject air instead to help floating in water...
2007-02-25 19:51:06
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answered by knowerofallthings 3
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Yes, but brain implant is required first!
2007-02-26 02:53:24
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answered by BARBIE 5
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Yes, and why you are at it, maybe you you should get a brain implant to make you smarter
2007-02-25 19:45:03
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answered by Anonymous
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of course. all you have to do is get a big knife and cut just before your toes. then shove a flipper in and sew the skin up over it. its easy. i have done it.
i also turned my arms into wings!
2007-02-25 19:45:33
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answered by prettylittlegardenfairy 3
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id say go for it id you ever seen the south park about cosmetic surgery you would think its as cool as i do
2007-02-25 19:51:47
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answered by happyman82385 5
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no way! that is scary and would be strange. who's ever heard of feet implants?
2007-02-25 20:26:30
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answered by lindaacake 3
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you could try, but i have huge feet and they dont help much with the kicking. i wear size 11 mens shoes.
2007-02-26 01:01:54
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answered by george 4
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