1. What is Britney Spears doing here?
2. George Clooney just kissed that girl in the crowd!!
3. And the winner for Best Picture IS.....
4. Orlando Bloom stared into my eyes.
5. Could her dress BE any tighter?
6. Ahh....champagne...kiss me you fool.
2007-02-25 11:22:20 · 7 answers · asked by I am Sunshine 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
About the red carpet...sorry for my spelling erroe.
2007-02-25 11:23:02 · update #1
ERROR....I swear I am sober.
2007-02-25 11:23:26 · update #2
This is not homework...what??? I am 58 and when I was in school we never had fun stuff like this.
2007-02-25 11:33:27 · update #3
Oscar night, a time for actors to come together and pretend that they are happy “Just to be nominated”. Yes, it’s great to be nominated, but who really believes that? Only a very few will actually be experiencing happiness like they have never known before, when their name is called to come up on the stage and accept that ugly statue, which by the way is not even gold. The losers of course, will be putting on an acting job like never before, as they try to look like they’re happy for the winner. In reality, they will be hoping the winner falls on their face as they go up on the stage. If truth be known, the Oscar is only good for collecting dust on the mantle and for hefty pay raises the winners will be able to demand afterwards.
My name is Arlington Ford and no I’m not an actor, instead, I am one of several Seat Fillers working the Academy Awards. Every time a VIP needs a restroom break, I plug the empty spot. I’ve done this for three prior Academy Awards and it is always interesting to say the least.
I always arrive early so that I can stand in the crowds and watch the famous pretty people walk the red carpet. It’s such a hoot to watch them shimmy down the carpet in beautiful, unusual, revealing and sadly enough quite ugly outfits. Sometimes it’s hard to believe that these people had professional stylist assisting with their attire.
The crowd tonight along the red carpet is in an uproar. So far, Celine Dion has come through and she was striking. However, could her dress BE any tighter? I wonder how she was able to breath, sing or sit as the waist of the dress looked liked it was sewn directly onto her. Hopefully the material is cut on a bias so that it will expand as needed.
As I was looking at the people milling about with me I spotted a young girl with a shaved head walking down the red carpet. What is Britney Spears doing here? Then it struck me that it wasn’t Britney but Paris Hilton. OMG, right behind her is Jessica Simpson with a shaved head also. What a commotion they were causing as people were gasping in disbelief as the bald ones pranced by. I certainly hope Britney didn’t start a new trend as neither of them looked wonderful I’m sorry to say.
Next, I spotted Penelope Cruz walking down the red carpet with George Clooney and Orlando Bloom. The crowd suddenly went crazy. George Clooney just kissed that girl in the crowd!! Oh how I wished it would have been me. Who cares if he shared a house with a male pig for many years? That stage of his life is over and I would be more than happy to help him move on to better things. As the threesome resumed their walk, I could have sworn that Orlando Bloom stared into my eyes as he passed, but I suspect every female standing by me felt the same way.
My silly thoughts regarding Orlando were pushed aside as Jennifer Hudson walked by. She was stopped by Barbara Walters who asked her who she would thank if she should win the Oscar. I’m happy to say Simon Cowell is not going to be one of them.
I slowly take my leave from the red carpet as I have work to do in the auditorium. Champagne is flowing freely in the lobby. Ahh…champagne…kiss me you fool! Sadly, there is no one here to kiss me and drinking on the job is prohibited so I pass up the bubbly to find my first assignment which is to sit in the chair next to Martin Scorsese. What a thrill it is because everyone is stopping by and saying “And the winner for Best Picture IS…” and gesturing at Martin. He is taking it wonderfully and the word going about is that he is a sure bet, but this is the Academy Awards, so who know what will happen. Hopefully he will get it this time as this is his sixth attempt, but only time will tell.
2007-02-25 14:08:10 · answer #1 · answered by marilynn 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
First off, I don't know where people come up with these but I seem to pretty good at them so here goes:
I really can't stand the Oscars, but I was invited to go by Britney Spears. Now I know she's been having a lot of troubles lately so I couldn't possibly tell her no. Anyway, we arrived on the red carpet and that ***** Lindsey Lohan says, "What is Britney Spears doing here? and with John P! I am so Jealous!" Soon as we passed her, Britney said to me, "George Clooney just kissed that girl in the crowd!" I turned to her and said, well he must be trying to quell those gay rumors I keep hearing, for the cameras. Then we passed by Johnny Depp and the cast of "Pirates" Both Keira Knightley and Orlando Bloom stared into my eyes. I think they both wanted me, but Orlando is just not my type. Then I saw Oprah Winfrey and I asked Britney, "Could her dress BE any tighter?" Britney said, who am I to talk, are you even looking at the wig on my head? Well anyway, we kind of zoned out for the next two hours listening to everyone thank the same people over and over. The next thing I remember was someone saying, "and the winner for Best Picture IS....Britney Spears upskirt photo! It was only then I realized Britney and I were both drunk and not really at the Oscars. I guess I was starting to sober up, then I saw the champaign and I said, "Ahh...champagne...kiss me you (bald headed) fool!
2007-02-25 11:34:10 · answer #2 · answered by John P 6 · 3⤊ 0⤋
sure you are....lets see, What is Britney Spears doing here? Could her dress BE any tighter? what a ho...Orlando Bloom stared into my eyes and said Ahh....champagne...kiss me you fool.i said get away fag then George Clooney just kissed that girl in the crowd!! holy **** And the winner for Best Picture IS.....
Debbie does Dallas 999.
2007-02-25 11:29:00 · answer #3 · answered by paul 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Welcome to the Red carpet! i'm rick reds Today we will be covering LIVE the stars of the red carpet! here comes the George clooney! George just KISSD that girl in the crowd! and here she comes now!! oh she's drunk... Wow ma'am please tell us about that dazziling moment! " well Orlando bloom stared into my eyes.... and *burp* i said to him Ahh ...champange .. kiss me you fool. and then i pickpokected him... *burp* .....
Wow look at that girl swagger over there!!! Now For the moment you've alll been waiting for!!!! WAIT What is Britney Spears doing here??? She just dropped her wig!! haha what a show her life is.... look there's the U-tube star Penelope cruz! could her dress be any tighter? .....
NOW for the moment you've alll been waiting for And the winner of best picture is!!!! *********************************************** were sorry ABC seems to be having some technical difficulties please tune in next year to watch a bunch of drunks.....
2007-02-25 11:38:21 · answer #4 · answered by Holly Golightly the hippie 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
My coronary heart is POUNDING, i will not be able to hearken to something over it, i'm sweating like a pig, my clothing are placing out to adhere to me, i've got confidence like i'll throw up returned. He had asked "i'll make some drinks, some extremely kick-*** drinks, do you suggestions if I do the mixing?" and of direction I spoke back "Yeah ... you combination." i'd been waiting all day for this 2d, us on my own interior the kitchen removed from something of the party-goers, "this may well be the desirable day of my existence" i presumed. He did not comprehend the thank you to make a tumbler of Jerry Jerry Dingleberry so he had to call a chum and leave a message approximately it. That left us on my own, doing not something, interior the kitchen, watching one yet another. I had a feeling he replace into going to kiss me yet I wasn't effective. He got here closer to me and in basic terms then i desperate that i did not prefer to kiss him like this. i did not prefer our first kiss to be over a tousled blender packed with Jerry Jerry Dingleberry. I was hoping for an get away yet did not could desire for too long. the telephone finally rang. The drinks have been made and that i chugged and chugged and chugged to shake off my stress over the area. that's whilst i began out feeling ill. The jerk placed the incorrect aspects in even with each and every thing and my abdomen could not take it. I blurted out "i'll puke everywhere in the floor", "ok now, attempt to stay cool" he stated. the guy is astonishing yet this variety of moron. He leaned in to kiss me to calm me down and that i threw up in his mouth. I by no skill observed him returned yet he will continuously be my secret love.
2016-10-16 11:54:10 · answer #5 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
no don't have enough time.
2007-02-25 11:26:00 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
No i wont do ur hw............. sorry
2007-02-25 11:26:18 · answer #7 · answered by kayanbean24 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋