tell me a story?

Question

whoever tells me the best story will be chosen as the best anwer!!!!!!!

Answer 1

a long time ago the end.

Answer 2

I was rear ended by a cop, and had a $750,000 case against him for 4 yrs. I went thru back surgery and all and continue to live with chronic pain. The city got my case thrown out because on the original claim, where I signed in front of a Notary, the words (Penalty of Pergury) were not on the document. So, all my time and pain and effort were flushed down the toilet. The cop got a 60 dollar ticket. He retired and moved away.

True story.... Happened in 2001*

Answer 3

Walking through the same empty space,seemed to be what this day was made of again,as Pawel strode outside of her school during break.Yet,another day followed her,with the same setting,already she was prepared for what followed her into the rest of the day.Somehow this continuous routine seemed so desperately morbid,all she could think about was how she wanted to be home,but where would lead her,nowhere.But where did she want to be?
Waiting in line,trying to catch a easy balance with herself,trying not to give off the imagine of being the obviously lonely inside a crowd.But while just standing there,found herself not the extraordinary,but only the ordinary wandering face of the lonesome blues of lack of satisfaction.Was there something that could done about this?Maybe she could intrigue everyone in the crowd of screaming out loud,obstinately.Maybe she could turn around and say something outrageous to the person right next to her.But why would she want to be weird,the fact that everyone is just standing around,isn't that a little odd?
Why can't life flow through freely and interwine the piece like the rhythm of your favorite song.Imagine a stereo that revolved around the world that changed from the mood to mood.Isn't what songs are for bring and describing the life through sound.
"Hey are you going to move up"shouted the girls from right behind her and she shuttered back to life ,maybe you should start paying attention,she said agressively.
Moving up,"gaditorade red",giving the teacher that was doing the contents,during their break.Passing back through the crowds and the groups of friends that are always hanging out in the same place.Briefly glancing at the people that attracted her for some reason or another.Maybe they shift their head to knowledge this checking ,though curiosity passes by,as the moment passes by.
But the moment did pass by,starting walking,and without thinking about where she wanted to go.Her instinct took control,saw her medicine standing there,Jacob,sneaking up behind him throwing arms around him,seeking some comfort.

Answer 4

My family was getting a head start on spring cleaning and I had the job of cleaning the attic. I was sorting out all of these boxes when I found an old trunk with a letter on it. The letter read,"If you wish to open this trunk, you may want to know that inside is a world not like our own. It is called Yansweria. That's all you need to know, enjoy Yansweria!" I opened the trunk and to my surprise, there was no Yansweria. All that was in the trunk was a laptop that had the Y!answers home page on it.
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Answer 5

This is from an old blog of mine.

The Moose Turd Pie

Years ago, I worked for a railroad in Maine laying tracks through the woods. We were so far from any town that we camped out while on the job. Each man on the crew was expected to pull his own weight. There were no assigned jobs, we each had to be able to do any needed task.

The biggest problem was getting somebody to be the camp cook. Before I got there they decided that the person who complained about the food had to be the cook until somebody else complained.

I was new, and didn't know this rule so I became the cook after my first meal.

I didn't want to have this job for long, but no matter how bad i cooked, they all ate in silence.

One day I was searching the woods for wild berries to make a pie, and I came across a huge moose turd. The wheels began turning. I picked that big old moose turd up on edge and rolled it like a tire back to camp before anybody could see me.

I then proceeded to bake the bigggest, most beautiful moose turd pie for desert.

The quitting whistle blew that evening and the crew rushed into the tent and crowded around the table. These were real men, hungry men. They had spent the day wrestling ties and rails into place. They swung huge sledge hammers to pound in the spikes all day long and they wanted food.

There never was much talk around the table because each of them was too hungry to even try to start a conversation. All you heard was the sound of forks and knives on plates and hungry chewing and swallowing.

After the food was all gone, I went out and with great fanfare presented them with the biggest, most beautiful pie that any of them had ever seen. They were full, but they wanted that pie.

The biggest, meanest guy on the crew pushed his way to the front of the line so he could be first. Nobody argued with him. He could carry two rails by himself and when he drove spikes in he did it with one mighty swing. We were all afraid of him.

I shook with fear as I cut the pie and put a huge slab on his dish.

He sat down, lifted a forkful, looked at it, sniffed it, jumped to his feet and thundered'"HEY! THIS IS MOOSE TURD PIE!!

He glared at me and I knew that I was a dead man, but then he realized what he just did. He was big, but he was no dummy.

He then quietly sat back down and in a low voice said,"It's good, though."

Answer 6

I was stuck on the interstate 80 in PA during that last bad storm for 11 hrs. I went potty on the side on the side of the road and didnt eat or drink at all. I was pissed. The end

Answer 7

Once upon a time there was this really pretty girl, her name was Audrina. She was a virgin and she wanted to keep it that way. Although all the guys at school could care less. They all would say...if only I could hit "that" I would be the most popular guy in school. Audrina knew that she was nothing more than just a sex object to guys, she could hardly talk to one without them looking at her sharply like she was a peice of meat. One evening though Audrina was in her bedroom alone by herself. There was a knock at her bedroom window. She opened it half way, only to find some guy grinning at her mischeivously. He asked her what was she doing alone at night bye herself. Audrina looked around somewhat confused. Then she started to cry violently. The guy looked at her somewhat bewildered. "Whats wrong?" "I am scared, I do not know what to do anymore!" "About what?" "About myself," "I don't want to be a virgin anymore!" "All the guys at school treat me like some freak!" The guy looked around at the ceiling and then at her. He started to scratch the back of his head, with a puzzled look on his face. "I will do you then if you want me to?" "NO YOU SICK JERK, I don't want to get pregnant!"

Answer 8

This reminds me of a song we used to sing it goes Tell me a story. Tell me a story Tell me a story before I go to bed You promised me you said you would you gotta give so Ill be good tell me a story and then Ill go to bed...

Answer 9

This is a story I wrote for another question, using as many Beatle song titles as possible, while telling the story of Goldilocks and The Three Bears:
There once was a LITTLE CHILD named Goldilocks, but everyone knew her as ELEANOR RIGBY. Well, one day her mother (Mary) told her to stick close to home and not be a DAY TRIPPER. Goldilocks was upset and ASK(ED) ME WHY . At first I had NO REPLY. Then I said, YOUR MOTHER SHOULD KNOW. Goldilocks just looked at me and said.....DON'T BOTHER ME. Well, Goldilocks wanted to break those CHAINS so off she wandered. You may even say she went on a MAGICAL MYSTERY TOUR through the woods. She started to get tired...I'm SO TIRED, SHE SAID SHE SAID to herself, when all of a sudden she spotted a house. IN SPITE OF ALL THE DANGER,(not recorded but performed) she
went inside and started causing a mess. She ate porridge,broke a chair and then slept in a strange bed....she had a dream, LIKE DREAMERS DO, about BUNGALOW BILL...but that is for another story! Anyway, the house belonged to the three bears.....
DIZZY MISS LIZZY, JULIA and LONG TALL SALLY. When they discovered Goldilocks, they cried out, you better RUN FOR YOUR LIFE....GIRL. Well, DO YOU WANT TO KNOW A SECRET? She was spotted FLYING, FREE AS A BIRD, past STRAWBERRY FIELDS (FOREVER), PENNY LANE and BLUE JAY WAY.
P.S. When she got home from that LONG LONG LONG day, she had a lot of 'splaining to do ! She told her mom, I'm sorry, I SHOULD HAVE KNOWN BETTER. Her mom just shook her head and hugged her....AIN'T SHE SWEET? ♫

Answer 10

OK.. here is the Dookie Factory Story

Jimmy: Mom.... Where does all my dookie go when i flush?

Mom: Well Jimmy.. (pat on head) When you flush your dookie and your pee pee... it travels underground...allllll the way to The Dookie Factory (smiles). The dookie factory then cleans all the dookie and the pee pee out of the water... thennnnnn.... when that waters all clean... They put the water in bottles and label them like: Fiji, Deer Park, Evian, and such.. so the next day you have nice clean crisp fresh Dookie water to drink.

Jimmy: THANKS mom! (hug).

Answer 11

To die, to grunt and thus the pangs of outrageous fortune, or not to be wish'd. To die: to sleep to sleep: perchance to dread of so long a life; for who would fardels bear those bourn no traveller returns, puzzles the pale cast of time, the insolence of resolution is sicklied o'er with this regard the whips and make with this mortal coil, must give us pause. There's the undiscover'd country from whose ills we have, than fly to others that patient merit of troubles, and them? To die: to say we end

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