I ruined some perfectly good gunny sacks back in the day...
2007-02-25 11:03:55 · 30 answers · asked by Fred Phaggins 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
i wish i had a father who cared enough to try to drown me.
2007-02-25 11:06:55 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 0⤋
Well he tried a couple of times but when we got to the creek and I saw the sack & bricks I knew what he was up to so I ran just like Forrest Gump. He never could catch me so here I am today.
2007-02-25 19:11:22 · answer #2 · answered by patti duke 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Well, being Yugoslavian, yes that was a regular occurrence, although we didn't have sacks so he'd tie me to a dead goat. Imagine his anger when I'd continually resurface, attempted drowning was a walk in the park in comparison to being beaten with a wet dead goat, but that's a tale for another day.
2007-02-25 20:05:00 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
The only gunny sacks that were ruined were his for even trying that, I am one bad azz biatch!
2007-02-25 19:07:22 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
No, my father loves me too much to ever hurt me.
If my father ever took me down to the creek, he would show me all of the land (the creek) he bought for me as a gift to invest in.
2007-02-25 19:09:52 · answer #5 · answered by SweetBrunette 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
No, but my grandmother used to put kittens in a sack and throw them in the creek. I hated that old bat.....
2007-02-25 19:06:29 · answer #6 · answered by spun_up_06 4 · 4⤊ 0⤋
No...but I once went tubing in a river with rapids and nearly drowned
2007-02-25 19:05:38 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Every Sunday. Good times.
2007-02-25 19:06:24 · answer #8 · answered by your attorney 7.0 4 · 5⤊ 0⤋
Have you ever read the book, "The little engine that couldn't...cause he was a failure just like your father?"
How about "Everyone dies...even Mommy and Daddy."
I recommend them both to you.
2007-02-25 19:06:36 · answer #9 · answered by John P 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I heard that is quite a popular recreation in the former Yugoslavia.
Perfectly normal behaviour for those people.
2007-02-25 19:06:20 · answer #10 · answered by $Sun King$ 7 · 6⤊ 0⤋