I was in the hospital overnight for stomach pains about a year ago, and I was feeling a little better and couldn't sleep so I started to walk down the hall.
Well, my gown got caught on a laundry cart and RIPPED clean off of me!!
The orderly didn't even notice and walked on by.
I had to run all the way back down the hall to my room BUCK NAKED!!!
There was a nurse who saw this, and came by my room to see me hiding under the covers. When I stuck my head out, she kidna smiled at me and said "I'll get you a new gown."
If that nurse had been YOU instead...what could you have said to REALLY make me blush??
2007-02-25 10:17:56 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
no.
2007-02-25 10:20:45 · answer #1 · answered by RANDELL 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I would have said "WOW! Not only are you fat and impotent, you have the tiniest penis I've ever SEEN!"
Don't you get tired of spamming Y!A while fiddling with your limp junk and wishing a woman would touch you? Do the world a favor and go suck on some car exhaust for a while, mmkay? No one likes you, no one cares about your sad little fantasies, and no one will ever *ever* touch your sad li'l unit.
2007-02-25 10:24:26 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
How many times are you going to post this?
2007-02-25 12:22:53 · answer #3 · answered by Candi Apples 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
'I'll go get a camera. Stay where you are now, like a good boy!'
2007-02-25 10:22:10 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I would start laughing, and call you dickless. ~!~~~
2007-02-25 10:30:01 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
your penis transplant didn't take, i see!
2007-02-25 10:22:43 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋