if you could have a one on one with blair and bush, what would be your first question?

Question

but you cant talk about war.

Answer 1

I can't take credit for this, but it's hysterical:

On his trip to Great Britain, George Bush had a meeting with Queen Elizabeth. He asked her, "How does one manage to run a country so smoothly?"
"That`s easy," she replied, "You surround yourself with intelligent ministers and advisors."

"But how can I tell whether they are intelligent or not?" he inquired.
"You ask them a riddle," she replied, and with that she pressed a button and said, "Would you please send Tony Blair in."

When Blair arrived, the Queen said, "I have a riddle for you to answer for me. Your parents had a child and it was not your sister and it was not your brother. Who was this child ?"
Blair replied, "That`s easy. The child was me."
"Very good," said the Queen, "You may go, now."

So President Bush went back to Washington and called in his chief of staff, Karl Rove. He said to him,
"I have a riddle for you, and the answer is very important. Your parents had a child and it was not your > > sister and it was not your brother. Who was this child?"
Rove replied, "Yes, it is clearly very important that we determine the answer, as no child must be left behind. Can I deliberate on this for a while?"
"Yes," said Bush, "I'll give you four hours to come up with the answer."

So Rove went and called a meeting of the White House Staff, and asked them the riddle. But after much discussion and many suggestions, none of them had a satisfactory answer. So he was quite upset, not knowing what he would tell the President.
As Rove was walking back to the Oval Office, he saw former Secretary of State Colin Powell approaching him. So he said,
"Mr. Secretary, can you answer this riddle for me. Your parents had a child and it was not your sister and it was not your brother. Who was the child?"
"That's easy," said Powell, "The child was me."

"Oh thank you," said Rove, "You may just have saved me my job!" So Rove went in to the Oval Office and said to President Bush,
"I think I know the answer to your riddle.
The child was Colin Powell!"

"No, you idiot!" shouted Bush,


"The child was Tony Blair!"

Answer 2

what makes you think you'd ever have that chance!! even if they do find out what you think they wont give a stuff, and when they answer a question theyll give you what you want to hear and not what theyre actually feeling or going to do.

If that chance were available I would ask them why theyre so flamin ignorant towards the views of the people they rule over

Answer 3

I'd ask Bush whether his IQ means he should really be in a pot and watered daily.

I'd ask Blair to remove his head from Bush's rear and to put a bag over his wife's gurning face when they're out in public.

Answer 4

How can I get out of here? I need to leave as you are making me sick, you smug
8@$t@r6$.

It would be best to go, they never take any notice of anyone.

Answer 5

Here's your suitcases. Get packing!
(Okay, not a question, but would like to say that to them)

Answer 6

Would you consent to a lie detector test?

Answer 7

Who's really behind this crap?... you're both too weak to have constructed such an incredible **** up by yourselves

Answer 8

i'd ask mr primeminister, and mr president, "how do you plan to dodge the left and right hooks that are coming for your ugly faces ?"

Answer 9

Where does all out taxes go and why do we see so little benefits from them.

Answer 10

Will you go to your maker with a clear conscience?