I need help with a limerick. It needs to be funny but appropriate. So can anyone help me out. Thanks
2007-02-25 08:20:27 · 3 answers · asked by unknown 1 in Education & Reference ➔ Homework Help
http://freewebs.com/limericks/
look here....lots of funny ones
good luck!
2007-02-25 08:39:16 · answer #1 · answered by iamtiffy606 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
appropriate for what? You have to start the limerick before anyone can 'help' you with it. Otherwise you're just asking someone else to do your work.
2007-02-25 16:28:54 · answer #2 · answered by old lady 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
There was a young Lady from Cretre
who was so exceedingly neat
when she got out of bed
she stood on her head
to make sure she was not soiling her feet
or
There was an old lady of Worschester
who was kept awake by a rooster
so she cut off is head
to make sure he was dead
and now he doesn't crow like he used to.
or
Ozzy, the Dark Prince of Drastic
Was pure heavy metal fantastic
he ate a bat's head
for dinner and said
"Blast, i thought that thing was just plastic."
2007-02-25 16:29:42 · answer #3 · answered by walkathisway 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋