2007-02-25 06:53:48 · 14 answers · asked by PomOnTour 3 in Society & Culture ➔ Other - Society & Culture
Yeah , she got loadsa porridge !!
2007-02-25 06:56:36 · answer #1 · answered by nicemanvery 7 · 4⤊ 1⤋
Hey,hey
They were polar bears (White .Geddit!)
So the social workers dyed her hair and said that she was a starving illegal immigrant who was entitled to everything free.
Luckily the judge was a laid-back liberal so he gave the white, middle-class bears ten years each in the slammer(middle-class, remember ,because they had a house )
The judge was then forced by articles and editorials in a liberal newspaper (no names because my spelling is as bad as their'
s) to sell the bear's house and give the proceeds to Goldy.
Tony Blair then said: "Who the F***! is this Goldilocks? Is she on Big Brother?
Why is she hogging the limelight?"
His minders finally calmed him down and brought his speech therapist,who taught him to pronounce Godilocks without the "l" so that Cockneys would love him
She then taught him to say Tree Bears so that the IRA would love him.
Our Tone was then interviewed by some Pinko Liberal and bravely let the Glycerine run down his cheeks as he extolled the joys of Porridge.
Half the population thought he was talking about Ronnie Barker.
There were some slight murmurings of dicontent in Wormwood Scrubs at his support for Porridge.
But this was quietly hushed up.
Fairy Tales can have a happy ending,children!
2007-02-25 15:49:13 · answer #2 · answered by Vincent A 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
No she got away,
she's a being labelled as a "eat and run" case, as the bears couldn't identify her,
but anyone with information to her where a bouts should contact their local police station.
2007-02-25 15:03:47 · answer #3 · answered by dislexic1yen 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
50 hours Community Service and non-supervised Probation.
She was a minor and it was her first offence. (the Bears did not press charges)
(It was still a big embarrassment for the family, though)
2007-02-25 14:58:22 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
She got an ASBO
Avoid
Stealing
Bears
Oats
2007-02-25 14:59:40 · answer #5 · answered by leedsmikey 6 · 5⤊ 0⤋
Not in England. She is under ten years old, so is classed as 'doli incapax' - not capable opf committing a crime, due to her age.
2007-02-25 14:57:33 · answer #6 · answered by ? 6 · 4⤊ 0⤋
She got an ASBO, and was told to grin and BEAR it.
2007-02-25 15:00:42 · answer #7 · answered by SkUnKmOnKeY 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
whew thought that said did she do the three bears
2007-02-25 14:56:56 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
No she got an asbo
2007-02-25 15:13:05 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
They ripped her apart before she had a chance to run away.
2007-02-25 15:07:35 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋