Why are they hot, silent, and smell like foul eggs? All I ate was pancakes and coffee in 24 hours....I'm frightened, it feels like my anus is on fire.
2007-02-25 06:27:22 · 4 answers · asked by Liz S 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
I once farted in the front of a lecture hall, and it was so loud, people didn't know what the noise was at first. they looked around with stupid looks or their faces, until the smell of decayed *** gas hit their nostrils.
Farts can be small or large, but all organic intestinal activity (at least the bacteria inside them) will produce gas, and if it is something the bacteria likes to eat, this can be a lot of Gas. Fun Fun Fun!!!
In France in the last 1800's there was a stage performer called Le Petoman, who farted on stage for the amusement of audiences. He started out bey making a sound that was like the "ripping of ten yards of calico", and it went on from there. Ladies would often faint from laughing so hard during his performance. His secret, was that he learned to suck air into his anus, while swimming in the ocean.... Ah to have a talent like that. His dead body was autopsied but doctor's failed to find anything remarkable about his bowels or anus.
2007-02-25 07:47:33 · answer #1 · answered by Boston Bluefish 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
You need bran.Also eat more fruit,vegetables,fish and chicken.Your diet is causing it.
Seeds in moderation are excellent.Pumpkin seeds and sunflower seeds.Eat cereals.
2007-02-25 15:35:42 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yikes-a-hooty!
2007-02-25 14:37:04 · answer #3 · answered by Lost Panda 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
It's what you ate.
2007-02-25 14:36:53 · answer #4 · answered by Judas Rabbi 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋