I've just discovered that all of the soap in my house has been stolen, my first thought was of course the riff raff next door, but then I remembered that they don't wash, by choice, even though they are actually quite wealthy. Who could have stolen my soap?
2007-02-25 06:27:07 · 30 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
Even though the riff raff don't normally wash, surely , the bride will get a wash on her wedding day, she won't want to stink the church out, so it is possible, that they could have stolen your soap. !! xx
2007-02-25 11:48:03 · answer #1 · answered by Sierra One 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The person who has stolen your soap is the artistic one. She is modelling the soap into a sex toy for the dirty boy she fancies next door.
2007-02-25 06:35:25 · answer #2 · answered by DS 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It was me. I was out of soap and needed to take a shower. Would you like it back?
2007-02-25 06:29:31 · answer #3 · answered by kim_in_craig 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The springcleaning gang is on the loose
They get anything soapy from allover
Keep doors and windows locked
Drops.
2007-02-25 06:39:41 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Spongebob.
2007-02-25 06:29:15 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Richard stole your soap
2007-02-25 06:29:10 · answer #6 · answered by Michael L 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
the soap ghosts,they wanted to take a booble bath
2007-02-25 06:30:33 · answer #7 · answered by ken 4 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Maybe you have had a brian fart and forgot that you were out and now think someone has stolen them?
2007-02-25 06:37:26 · answer #8 · answered by rubydogsgreen 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i believe there is a soap fairy takes from the rich gives to the great unwashed
2007-02-25 06:29:58 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
OMG!!!! this would make the perfect csi(the case of the missing soap) !!! lol
2007-02-25 06:35:39 · answer #10 · answered by zahra A 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋