2007-02-25 06:25:24 · 9 answers · asked by ? 1 in Society & Culture ➔ Other - Society & Culture
Train it to make tea, answer the telephone etc
2007-02-25 06:28:46 · answer #1 · answered by Sarah H 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
If it were speaking English, i'd strike up a verbal substitute. "It must be accessible having all those legs. Do you resent people having an unnatural subject of you? How do you be waiting to make some parts of your internet sticky, and not at all others. What circumstances help you to envision the position to construct your webs? that are the tastiest insects? Do you enable out your toddlers?" you realize--those type of questions. If it were speaking yet another language, i'd in all danger cover it with a pitcher, slip a bite of cardboard below the glass, and throw the little bugger out of my residing house.
2016-12-04 22:38:18 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
If it were speaking English, I'd strike up a conversation. "It must be convenient having all those legs. Do you resent people having an unnatural fear of you? How do you manage to make some parts of your web sticky, and not others. What conditions help you decide where to construct your webs? Which are the tastiest insects? Do you miss your children?"
You know--those sorts of questions. If it were speaking some other language, I'd probably cover it with a glass, slip a piece of cardboard under the glass, and throw the little bugger out of my house.
2007-02-25 06:35:16 · answer #3 · answered by Whimsy 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Any spider in my house would be smashed dead before it ever got a chance to speak the first syllable
2007-02-25 06:31:24 · answer #4 · answered by He calls me cranky 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I would definately have to look into where the stash came from because its gotta be laced with something...
2007-02-25 06:29:06 · answer #5 · answered by simpsonwd 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Go see a shrink
2007-02-25 06:28:38 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Talk to it...maybe then I would have someone sincere that would answer me without lying to me when I ask it questions.
2007-02-25 06:51:26 · answer #7 · answered by Ale 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
ID B RICH
2007-02-25 06:28:27 · answer #8 · answered by lilshortyjess 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
I'd get my 9mm and dare him/her to welcome me to their web.
2007-02-25 06:38:18 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋