When God comes back from his holidays, what's our excuse for getting his planet in this state? Think fast, he's only gone for a fortnight.
2007-02-25 05:14:32 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Other - Society & Culture
they made me do it. you should have left someone more responsibsible in charge.
2007-02-25 05:23:27 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I believe since The tree and apple thing . . and poor female Eve giving it to Adam . . and the expulsion from paradise and all that jazz . . Our excuse, said in the innocent tones of a precocious child, should be : Free Will? And if that does not work . . What about : Free Willy? He was a dolphin, not an ignoramus, as man continuous to be, almost for most of ALL things done to our planet.
So please spare Willy?
How's that for a try right off the cuff?
2007-02-25 13:44:59 · answer #2 · answered by skydancerwi 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
God lost interest in Earth long ago, like a discarded cd. He's too busy with the galgameks these days
P.S. he says to stop pestering him with prayers
2007-02-25 13:21:28 · answer #3 · answered by entivore 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The neighbors totally crashed our party.
2007-02-25 13:22:58 · answer #4 · answered by lcraesharbor 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hi!
Oh sh*t!!
I thought he'd gone for a month!!
Betta get off me a*se then!!
LMAO!!
2007-02-25 13:21:08 · answer #5 · answered by Moofie's Mom 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
What a clever question ,he'll probably throw his eyes up to in disgust . heaven
2007-02-25 13:19:16 · answer #6 · answered by MILLION DOLLAR QUESTION 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
No problem. Just another flood?
2007-02-25 13:18:25 · answer #7 · answered by R.E.M.E. 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
"They started it"!!!
2007-02-25 13:21:01 · answer #8 · answered by Jedi Baptist 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋