Words to Mad Magazine songs?

Question

My brother and I used to know these songs from Mad Magazine. Christmas songs. Does anybody know where I can find the words? Ex: I'm Dreaming of a White Sheepdog, Harry the Mailman, My Favorite Fish....... I can't find them anywhere. Thanks.

Answer 1

Google it, or contact mad magazine

Answer 2

I'm screaming at a white sheepdog;
One who is sitting in my chair.
It's a thing I'm dreading,
The way he's shedding,
And covering everything with hair.
I'm screaming at a white sheepdog
And should he visit you some night,
May his bark be worse than his blight,
And may all your furniture be white.