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a t-shirt, mug or car sticker
mine's a t-shirt which said.
I AM A BOMB TECHNICIAN
IF YOU SEE ME RUNNING PLEASE TRY AND KEEP UP

2007-02-25 04:54:19 · 22 answers · asked by *♥* donna *♥* 7 in Entertainment & Music Polls & Surveys

22 answers

I bought my brother a shirt that says "Cleverly disguised as a responsible adult".

I also like "Remember, a kick in the *** is a step forward"...Its become our family motto

2007-02-25 04:58:49 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

My son has that t-shirt he bought it in Florida!!

I saw a shirt in the same shop which said -:
Teenagers quick! get a job and pay your taxes while you still know everything!!
as mum to a teenage boy that just about says it all.

2007-02-25 05:12:50 · answer #2 · answered by mistyblue 4 · 0 0

it was in Latin, a car sticker which said: if you can read this you are both well educated and much too close, i just thought it was so pretentious but then so is that word.
oh and this boy i know has a top which says: tell your breasts to stop staring at my eyes.

2007-02-25 06:16:59 · answer #3 · answered by alex w 3 · 0 0

Actually I have a pencil holder that says, Organized People Are Just Too Lazy to Look For Things.
I think it's true! =)

2007-02-25 04:59:05 · answer #4 · answered by Sazziable 6 · 4 0

A sign in a shop
"Please do not ask for credit as a smack in the mouth sometimes offends"

2007-02-25 05:18:45 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

LOL! That' a good one. I've seen a t-shirt which said "SAVE WATER, DRINK BEER" the other day.

2007-02-25 05:10:55 · answer #6 · answered by Paulie 5 · 0 0

My favorite is a camouflage shirt that says "Ha Now you can't see me"

2007-02-25 05:22:50 · answer #7 · answered by RIVER 6 · 0 0

A notice on the toilet went like this:
Please do not discard your cigarette ends in the urinals
(it makes them wet and hard to light)

2007-02-25 04:59:38 · answer #8 · answered by Stu pid 5 · 3 0

I have a bumper sticker on the back of my car that says:

WTF, then a picture of Bush's smiley face.

And also, at a rest stop in Freeport, Maine, this sign was posted:

"When I die, I want to go peacefully.
Like my Grandfather did, in his sleep.
Not yelling and screaming
Like the passengers in his car!"

2007-02-25 05:02:04 · answer #9 · answered by Bud's Girl 6 · 3 1

fat people are harder to kidnap! on a t-shirt i saw and on a car sticker "if i wanted you that far up my a** id kiss you first!" never heard yours before, funny!

2007-02-25 05:04:46 · answer #10 · answered by binky677 2 · 0 0

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