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Talk to myself

2007-02-25 03:21:26 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2 0

Two heads are better than one.

Most men wake up every morning with two heads, and are almost able to lead normal lives.

2007-02-25 11:21:46 · answer #2 · answered by Amish Rebel 4 · 3 0

Go straight to Oprah, and have her do a show on me. Then hit the talk show circuit, and give lectures. I could charge a double fee, having 2 mouths to use.

2007-02-25 11:22:18 · answer #3 · answered by Reeb Uh 2 · 1 0

Where would these two heads be located on my body?

2007-02-25 11:21:39 · answer #4 · answered by fordperfect5 7 · 0 0

I'd warn the world; if my current head can talk the world to its knees, then my two mouthes would make you all go insane.
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2007-02-25 11:22:29 · answer #5 · answered by Chimpanzees? Monkey. 7 · 1 0

I would eat twice as much.

DId you see that pig on the news that was born with two snouts? It was weird looking, but it was cute.

2007-02-25 11:21:55 · answer #6 · answered by ? 7 · 1 0

I'd call a talk show to see if I can get some free stuff, like trips, money, scholarships, anything!

2007-02-25 11:25:42 · answer #7 · answered by glassflower 4 · 1 0

Go 2 sleep again and hoping that its juz a bad dream...lol

2007-02-25 11:25:59 · answer #8 · answered by mylife_mygame 1 · 1 0

Go back to sleep and carry on dreaming

2007-02-25 11:21:54 · answer #9 · answered by Mike S 3 · 1 0

I'm a guy, I have two heads.

2007-02-25 11:21:36 · answer #10 · answered by Enterrador 3 · 2 1

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