How does a typical mail order bride look?

Question

in your opinion, how do you imagine her?

Answer 1

white dress with a stamp on her forehead LOL

Answer 2

She's voluptuous and beautiful and her makeup complements her features. She has flowing dark hair with bedroom eyes and a crinkle at the corner of her mouth when she smiles. She has well-manicured long fingers and she positions her well-shod feet just right. She is poised and well-mannered. She walks gracefully and with self-confidence and she sits like a lady. She has perfected her table manners so that she doesn't look like a cow when she eats. She also wears that come hither look on her face. Now why do you want to know all of this. Are you thinking of getting a mail order bride? Well, here's the real. Check the teeth. And you might also want to find out her medical history. If I were you though, I wouldn't go on picture alone. They can always swap the picture for some dowdy, wrinkled face fat woman. And then what would you think of your so-called mail order bride?

Answer 3

well i am a female but i will imagine yours.. she would be tall, long wavey brown hair, brown eyes, nice bright smile.. goodness i just imagined Julia Roberts, not bad dont you think??

Answer 4

A lot worse than in the picture

Answer 5

there's several versions and you can get upgrades, so basically you place your order and check your specifications. make sure you read the return policy. no refunds on used items.

Answer 6

White dress with no panties on with a beer in her hand

Answer 7

One dimensional

Answer 8

her face would be flat where the postie tried to squeeze her thru the postbox.