2007-02-25 02:51:25 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
canada is cool man.
2007-02-25 02:51:40 · update #1
note: I don;'t do drugs
2007-02-25 03:27:06 · update #2
Hire Terrance and Phillip to be your spokesmen.
2007-02-25 02:54:53 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
YOU DON'T HAVE TO CONQUER CANADA,
You can have it all !
Everyone is welcome, we get more and more people visiting our country all the time and many like it so much they stay, we have all the stuff the Americas have such as good and bad weather, we get an average weather where i live it is the same as northern California, summers are like the rest of the world nice, Th difference is if your a dishonest person and likes to take advantage of people , Canadians have a terrible habit of jumping in other peoples fights, It been in us since we play Hockey all the time and just know when someone is being a bully.
Crime is Canada is almost non existent but it is getting up there with the pothole problem we have in the spring. Th Cops are the reason Crime is low, they don't take anyone crap. if you spit on a cop you will be spitting out the back of your head or out your ear because your Jaw will be wired. one of the biggest differences we found that during the 9-11 attack in new york, Canadian took in thousands of plane loads of Americans from all over the place and we found out they are just Canadians and Americans on the inside.
We have always loved being close to America and find it so sad your government has allowed it to decay so badly, but knowing you all,
it wont be like that for long, the real Americans will fix it fast. Pray for our great soldiers fighting together side by side . and lets hope this ends soon.
2007-02-25 03:05:59 · answer #2 · answered by t-bone 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Tell our Prime Minister that you have 3 used helicopters and a fleet of pedal push boats, and that you know where the weed is coming from. Then it's pretty much yours. Canada is cool, I wouldn't live anywhere else! Oh yeah, you need an all-star hockey team too!
2007-02-25 03:17:57 · answer #3 · answered by TWT 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I agree with you. Canada is cool !(weather wise too) I have been living here for 40 years !
We are peace loving people, Why would you want to take over our country ?
Just come visit, you'd be welcomed !
2007-02-25 02:57:09 · answer #4 · answered by ? 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
you first need to start with the strongest parts of that country at both ends and at night so they don't expect a thing what you should do is send a threat to a different part of Canada and that will leave there forces deployed and weak.
2007-02-25 02:58:13 · answer #5 · answered by jrgimp 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You can't !
Although our "nut house" Prime Minister is thinking of sending our 3 tugboats, 5 rowboats, and 10 OLD Helicopters to invade Buffalo NY....Of course being Buffalo, I doubt their would be any resisdence!!! L O L
2007-02-25 02:55:16 · answer #6 · answered by Colorguy 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Become Prime Minister.
2007-02-25 02:53:44 · answer #7 · answered by Judas Rabbi 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Start with Quebec. Being mostly French, they will surrender immediately. That will give you a good starting point.
Then, offer free hockey tickets to the rest in exchange for their allegience to you as their new ruler.
TaDa!
2007-02-25 02:57:52 · answer #8 · answered by Skyhawk 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Get a weather machine.
Make it rain on Canada until they agree to be under your control.
2007-02-25 02:56:22 · answer #9 · answered by Scotty Doesnt Know 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Start at the bottom. Ya know, rough up some bookies. Theyll talk and give you higher up names. Ya just keep working your way up. And ya gotta sell certian items. lots of it. Wait, nevermind im thinking of something else.
2007-02-25 02:55:07 · answer #10 · answered by unkindlybubblez 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You would need Wayne Gretzky to go on TV and tell everybody Jesus told him you were the answer to all their back bacon supply problems
2007-02-25 03:02:15 · answer #11 · answered by Zapatta McFrench 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋