i need to do a 60 sec audition vid for big bro. i need some ideas. i'm 27 female, 5foot 2 size 10 and not bad looking i suppose. i really want to get on the programme, i'm so sick of whiney useless girls like that nicky getting on there. i feel its time for someone real on reality tv
2007-02-25 02:33:24 · 11 answers · asked by sparkytasa 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
1) get tanked
2) remove clothes
3) puke over yourself and record
2007-02-25 02:36:24 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
If you've got one ounce of self respect, don't do it. The tone of the show is so low now, that whether you are a genuinely good person, the editing will make you look bad, as this is what the BB producers want, to shock the nation with idiot behavior, guaranteed to boost ratings. Don't play into their hands. Carry on being a respected tradesperson.
2007-02-25 03:18:39 · answer #2 · answered by Benny Zuko, The All-Knowing cat 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I wouldn't bother, I know what you mean about the whiny girls, but that's what the public wants to see. if a normal, good looking girl went in, she'd be the first out!
2007-02-27 07:34:44 · answer #3 · answered by njoy 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Do a 'Carry On' version of your workday.(or better still a Benny Hill' Version)
Goodlooking male customer who needs an electrician, you go round, do a bit of fixing his electrics and then its Barbara Windsor time...Ooh you are naughty...and all that.
I do hope you know what I mean, Im not being rude.
2007-02-25 02:45:33 · answer #4 · answered by missBambi 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Just do what most of the slappers that appear on the show claim - I'll sleep with anyone and don't care - I'm a nutter and totally do not give a crap about embarrassing myself
2007-02-25 02:37:57 · answer #5 · answered by jamand 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
well the next big brother is only with the All-Stars from the last ones but after that...well I'm not sure, go to hollywood I guess lol
2007-02-25 02:39:40 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Send it to Harry Hill , he's far more entertaining !!
2007-02-25 02:40:38 · answer #7 · answered by nicemanvery 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Do a striptease. Let's face it, nudity is why sad bastards watch that crap for.
2007-02-25 03:37:29 · answer #8 · answered by Paulie 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
go out with your friends and tape yourself getting drunker and drunker untill your bladdered then edit it...
2007-02-25 02:37:59 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
SAD
2007-02-25 02:42:08 · answer #10 · answered by jannyjan 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋