Can you write your own version of a child's story ( such as The 3 Pigs, Red Ridinghood,Cinderella,etc. )using

Question

as many reference to the BEATLES as possible? (Song titles,characters in songs,family members,etc.) This is NOT impossible and I guarantee you will have fun doing it.

Answer 1

Once upon a time this real Nowhere man, sitting in his nowhere land making all his nowhere plans for nobody when along came Lovely Rita meter maid and nothing could come between them
when it got dark he towed her heart away. Every thing seemed to be fine until Rita began to miss her job saying "In Penny Lane there is a barber showing photographs of every head he's had the pleasure to know. And all the people that come and go stop and say hello. On the corner is a banker with a motorcar, the little children laugh at him behind his back. And the banker never wears a mack in the pouring rain, very strange. Penny Lane is in my ears and in my eyes. There beneath the blue suburban skies
I sit, and meanwhile back iIn penny Lane there is a fireman with an hourglass and in his pocket is a portrait of the Queen. He likes to keep his fire engine clean, it's a clean machine. Penny Lane is in my ears and in my eyes. A four of fish and finger pies
In summer, meanwhile back behind the shelter in the middle of a roundabout the pretty nurse is selling poppies from a tray and tho' she feels as if she's in a play she is anyway. In Penny Lane the barber shaves another customer, we see the banker sitting waiting for a trim. And then the fireman rushes in from the pouring rain, very strange. Penny lane is in my ears and in my eyes. There beneath the blue suburban skies I sit, and meanwhile back. Penny lane is in my ears and in my eyes. There beneath the blue suburban skies, Penny Lane." The man was mystified as to how to respond to what Rita was saying so he hopped a bus at the corner and left Rita standing thing thinking "I think I'm gonna be sad. I think it's today. Yeah. The boy that's driving me mad is going away. He's got a ticket to ride.
He's got a ticket to ride. He's got a ticket to ride and he don't care.
He said that living with me was bringing him down. Yeah. He would never be free when I was around. He's got a ticket to ride
He's got a ticket to ride. He's got a ticket to ride.and he don't care.
Don't know why he's riding so high. He oughta do right. He oughta do right by me before he gets to saying goodbye. He oughta do right. He oughta do right by me. I think I'm gonna be sad. I think it's today, Yeah. The boy that's driving me mad is going away. He's got a ticket to ride. He's got a ticket to ride. He's got a ticket to ride and he don't care, don't care." meanwhile the Nowhere man went to the docks and joined the navy to figure out which end was up. One day his captain asked him what he was doing just thinking there and he told the Captain "I'm fixing a hole where the rain gets in and stops my mind from wandering
where it will go. I'm filling the cracks that ran through the door
and kept my mind from wandering where it will go. And it really doesn't matter if I'm wrong I'm right. Where I belong I'm right,
where I belong. See the people standing there who disagree and never win and wonder why they don't get in my door I'm painting my room in the colourful way and when my mind is wandering
There I will go Ooh ooh ooh ah ah Hey, hey, hey, hey.And it really doesn't matter if I'm wrong I'm right. Where I belong I'm right, where I belong. Silly people run around. They worry me and never ask me why they don't get past my door. I'm taking the time for a number of things that weren't important yesterday and I still go Ooh ooh ooh ah ah. I'm fixing a hole where the rain gets in stops my mind from wandering where it will go oh, where it will go oh. I'm fixing a hole where the rain gets in and stops my mind from wandering where it will go...." Immediately the captain pulled over the submarine and put the nowhere man a shore thinking he was daft. Meanwhile Rita tried to put her life back in order. She woke up, got out of bed dragged a comb across her head found her way downstairs and drank a cup and looking up, she noticed she was late found her coat and grabbed her hat made the bus in seconds flat found her way upstairs and had a smoke somebody spoke and she went into a dream, ah. Picture yourself in a boat on a river with tangerine trees and marmalade skies. Somebody calls you, you answer quite slowly a girl with kaleidoscope eyes. Cellophane flowers of yellow and green towering over your head. Look for the girl with the sun in her eyes
and she's gone. Lucy in the sky with diamonds, Lucy in the sky with diamonds, Lucy in the sky with diamonds, ah. Follow her down to a bridge by a fountain where rocking horse people eat marshmallow pies. Everyone smiles as you drift past the flowers
that grow so incredibly high. Newspaper taxies appear on the shores waiting to take you away. Climb in the back with your head in the clouds and you're gone. Lucy in the sky with diamonds, Lucy in the sky with diamonds, Lucy in the sky with diamonds, ah. Picture yourself on a train in a station with plasticine porters with looking glass ties. Suddenly someone is there at the turnstile the girl with kaleidoscope eyes. Lucy in the sky with diamonds, Lucy in the sky with diamonds, Lucy in the sky with diamonds, ah. Lucy in the sky with diamonds, Lucy in the sky with diamonds, Lucy in the sky with diamonds, ah. The No where man went to a near by pub and hoisted a few as he told the boys the story of how he got ther One of the lads told the man "In the town where I was born lived a man who sailed to sea
And he told us of his life in the land of submarines so we sailed up to the sun till we found a sea of green and we lived beneath the waves in our yellow submarine." Feeling the lad had one pint too many the Nowhere man statred to talk about Rita and how he left her. After hearing this another lad said "You're going to lose that girl". Suddenly it dawned on the no where man that the lad was right so he hopped on the next bus home. Taking the magical mystery tour back through Starawberry field and Abbey road the Nowhere man found Ita and professed his undying love for by saying " You say yes, I say no. You say stop and I say go go go, oh no. You say goodbye and I say hello. Hello hello. I don't know why you say goodbye, I say hello. Hello hello.I don't know why you say goodbye, I say hello. I say high, you say low. You say why and I say I don't know, oh no. You say goodbye and I say hello HELLO GOODBYE HELLO GOODBYE hello hello
HELLO GOODBYE I don't know why you say goodbye, I say hello HELLO GOODBYE HELLO GOODBYE hello hello
HELLO GOODBYE I don't know why you say goodbye HELLO GOODBYE I say goodbye. Why why why why why why do you say goodbye goodbye, oh no? You say goodbye and I say hello
Hello hello. I don't know why you say goodbye, I say hello. Hello hello. I don't know why you say goodbye, I say hello. You say yes I SAY YES I say no BUT I MAY MEAN NO. You say stop I CAN STAY and I say go go go TILL IT'S TIME TO GO OH, oh no.
You say goodbye and I say hello Hello hello. I don't know why you say goodbye, I say hello Hello hello. I don't know why you say goodbye, I say goodbye Hello hello.I don't know why you say goodbye, I say hello hello. Hela heba helloa CHA CHA, hela..."
And for some reason or another this made total sense to rita whose dream left her a little bumfuzzled. So they made up and lived happily ever after. The end.

Answer 2

my title is JULIA, RITA, AND ELEANOR FINALLY FIND LOVE
BY THERESA

Once upon a time ROCKY RACCOON was ticketed by LOVELY RITA the METER MAID. He told her he would send the fine WITH LOVE FROM ME TO YOU. She became very happy. Later, Rita told him to just CALL ON ME and I'll love you. While they were very happy, lonely ELEANOR RIGBYwas very angry. She had seen them fall in love in her magic mirror. She became jelous, but she then saw Jude lying on the street. She yelled "HEY JUDE". He asked her what and she told him that she loved him. He said the same and they got married. Later, Eleanor's mother asked her how her life was and she said "IT'S GETTING BETTER ALL THE TIME". The mother said "GIRL, just watch out." Eleanor left and she met up with JULIA at the store. JULIA complained that her husband didn't have a job. Eleanor told her that "ALL YOU NEED IS LOVE and at least your husband isn't the FOOL ON THE HILL". Julia took the advice and told her husband that she loved him. They went to Strawberry Fields and built a house that looked like a GLASS ONION. They lived happily ever after, like everyone else, saying everyday "STRAWBERRY FIELDS FOREVER."

Answer 3

Hello children and welcome to the frog prince
Once upon a time their was a prince who got turned into a frog.
The king said only a princess with the right lips can make the frog prine back to him self again. So one by one they all kissed the frog but none had the tenderest kiss so then was Princess Bell so she went and said "GROSS I'M NOT KISSING THAT JERK EWWWWW" So the king was hanging their with his mouth hanging out and the Frog prince hopped over to the lillly pond.

Answer 4

Hello, Children, hello. Here is this morning's story. Are you ready? Then we'll begin. (opens book; reads) 'One day Ricky the magic Pixie went to visit Daisy Bumble in her tumbledown cottage. He found her in the bedroom. Roughly he gabbed her heavy shoulders pulling her down on to the bed and ripping off her...; (reads silently, turns over page quickly, smiles) 'Old Nick the Sea Captain was a rough tough jolly sort of fellow. He loved the life of the sea and he loved to hang out down by the pier where the men dressed as ladies...' (reads on silently; a stick enters vision and pokes him; he starts and turns over page)..... 'Rumpletweezer ran the Dinky Tinky shop in the foot of the magic oak tree by the wobbly dumdum bush in the shade of the magic glade down in Dingly Dell. Here he sold contraceptives and ... discipline?... naked? ... (without looking up, reads a bit; then, incredulously to himself) With a melon!?

Answer 5

ohhh, sorry, sunshine...hard day at work and my creative juices are at a low point...but at least i was honest and didn't rip off monty python's flying circus like that clown above me did...