2007-02-25 00:16:16 · 2 answers · asked by Joseph Loren M 1 in Society & Culture ➔ Cultures & Groups ➔ Other - Cultures & Groups
1. How the name "Singapore" came about
When Raffles sailed up the Singapore River for the first time, a Malay lady was bathing in the river. Having left her clothes on the river bank. A Singh came by and stole her clothes. The upset lady started shouting after him, "Singh kaypoh, Singh kaypoh!"
2. The Ah Beng Medical Dictionary
ANTIBODY: against everyone
ARTERY: the study of fine paintings
BACTERIA: back door to a cafeteria
BENIGN: what you be after you be eight
BOWEL: letters like A, E, I, O, or U
CAESAREAN SECTION: a district in Rome
CARDIOLOGY: advanced study of poker playing
CAT SCAN: searching for ones lost kitty
CAUTERIZE: made eye contact with her
COMA: a punctuation mark
CONGENITAL: friendly
CORTIZONE: the local courthouse
D & C: where Washington is
DILATE: to live longer
ENEMA: not a friend
ER: the things on your head that you hear with
FIBRILLATE: to tell lies
GENES: blue denim slacks
HEMORRHOID: a male from outer space
IMPOTENT: distinguished, well known
LABOR PAIN: hurt at work
MINOR OPERATION: somebody else's
ORGAN TRANSPLANT: what you do to your piano when you move
PARALYZE: two far-fetched stories
PATHOLOGICAL: a reasonable way to go
PHARMACIST: person who makes a living dealing in agriculture
PROTEIN: in favor of young people
RED BLOOD COUNT: Dracula
RHEUMATIC: amorous
SECRETION: hiding anything
TABLET: a small table
TERMINAL ILLNESS: getting sick at the airport
TIBIA: country in North Africa
TRIPLE BYPASS: better than a quarterback sneak
TUMOR: an extra pair
URINE: opposite of "you're out"
VARICOSE: very close
VEIN: conceited
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2007-02-26 01:32:00 · answer #1 · answered by ♫ Rum Rhythms ♫ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Movie ticket for senior citizen cost $4 on weeks day but does not apply on public holidays.So its happen during chinese new year, that was on monday.(public holiday).Came along this old chinese couple buying ticket at the box office.
Movie tittle "Follow the law" by Jack Neo.
CSO ......Gd morning sir, How can I help you
Apek.......eh...can I follow the law
CSO.......(smiling) yes
Apek.......eh...give me senior citizen hoh
CSO.......I'm sorry, its a public holiday, you have to follow the law.No senior please
Apek.......??? I confused lur
2007-02-26 03:03:12 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋