they completely thrashed my table, and i think they stole uncle fredrick...
2007-02-23 18:27:04 · 17 answers · asked by Circlometry™³ 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
"Tiny fingers, tiny finger", this is the constant taunt polar bears go through growing up. All the animal make fun of them b/c of their tiny fingers. You see polar bears have paws which means they have tiny fingers, which makes it impossible for them to hold a fork or a knife, even a glass. This is why they lack table manners, it is so sad. They are born gentle giants but the taunts and hate of the other animals converts them into killers (with inappropriate table manners).
About your uncle Fredrick, I'm sorry to tell you that they probably ate his fingers and left him with somewhat of a paw. This is common behavior of polar bears, they want everyone to feel their pain so they eat the fingers of people leaving them with paws.
2007-02-24 03:24:45 · answer #1 · answered by jomar 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I was not aware that polar bears had much experience of tables. Perhaps Uncle Fredrick can teach then a little etiquette. Protocol, and all that.
2007-02-24 02:33:09 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
When you are stuck on a chunk of frozen ice and the sun hasn't set in 4 months, partying with drunken Eskimos can seem like the only way to stay sane. Eskimo tables are made of ice and 'trashed' each night because they absorb the odors of whale blubber and eel squeezings.
As for your Uncle Fredrick, he is out back in my chicken coop writing fan mail to Groucho and Karl Marx.
2007-02-24 15:55:07 · answer #3 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
freddy has been ate. Just like a polar bear isnt it? ya invite em in
open your home to them and they **** on you (figuratively speaking) however there are worse animals to have over. we had some wildebeests over last year ya know just an informal cocktail party, no big deal. the wildebeests arrived, the normal chit chat, I had just gone for more chex mix when there was a knock on the door. turns out that somebody thought it would be really fun to invite a carnivore. You can imagine the hell that followed.someone invited a hyena. now its true that they will laugh at any joke and theyre a swell bunch of predators but they tend to make wildebeests stampede(125 thousand dollars in damage) plus the hyena got a hold of the vodka got a little crazy and slaughtered one of my guests and proceeded to eat the animal. I cried out "Ya just cant do that at a cocktail party- wildebeests are out of season"
2007-02-24 02:41:57 · answer #4 · answered by molly 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Polar bears can't stand IKEA, is uncle fredrick a swedish fish?
2007-02-24 02:37:04 · answer #5 · answered by Compass Rose 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
(part 1 of ur question) ‘cause they think they’re cute, so no matter how they eat their food, ppl will still like ‘em!
(part 2 of ur question) Last time u said u had an imaginary friend named Fredrick, and now ur uncle is named Fredrick!! My guess is ur uncle is ur imaginary friend, so in that case, there is no way they can steal him from u.
2007-02-24 21:42:24 · answer #6 · answered by they're savages 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
No idea but you won't have to worry about polar bears much longer if world leaders don't step up to the plate and do something about global warming.
2007-02-24 20:06:29 · answer #7 · answered by ♫That'll be the Day♫ 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
All the polar bears we've had over have been perfectly well behaved. Got yourself a bad pack, you did.
2007-02-24 02:34:58 · answer #8 · answered by Kate the Great 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
They've picked up those bad manners from those beady-eyed seals. So shady, they are. The rats of the sea.
2007-02-24 02:29:42 · answer #9 · answered by BRAINS! 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That is what you get for serving them Caffeine free diet Coke.
2007-02-24 05:36:44 · answer #10 · answered by turtle girl 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋