fortune cookie say
mine said:don't be a procrastinator and you'll be happier
2007-02-23 18:26:36 · 10 answers · asked by ~ Glorious~ 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
get off yahoo answers and get a life
2007-02-23 18:29:43 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
I was having lunch with a friend who was gay. (I'm not)
My cookie said; " Stop looking....the love of your life is with you now." I crumpled it up and told him it said I was going to marry a beautiful woman.
2007-02-24 02:37:12 · answer #2 · answered by doggybag300 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Man who goes to bed with itchy butt wakes up with stinky finger!
2007-02-24 02:49:25 · answer #3 · answered by Craig B 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
This paper has a protective coating
2007-02-24 02:52:50 · answer #4 · answered by kylie e 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
get face surgery and a sex change or you'll always be half men half women
2007-02-24 02:31:11 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
mine said: don't eat so much cookies 'cause you'll get fat
2007-02-24 02:33:31 · answer #6 · answered by Dream 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Mine said: "That wasn't chicken you just ate" ruff ruff.
2007-02-24 02:34:03 · answer #7 · answered by Cool Shoes 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Mine was blank!!! What does that mean for me????
2007-02-24 02:29:41 · answer #8 · answered by Robin W 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Mine said DUCK!!!
2007-02-24 02:30:38 · answer #9 · answered by Son of a Mitch 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
you are not a winner please try again
2007-02-24 02:32:04 · answer #10 · answered by ICEMAN 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋