award i know i would win do you agree
2007-02-23 17:52:02 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
yes hands down
2007-02-23 17:54:06 · answer #1 · answered by conan 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
In my opinion, the award should go to George B. Read his story:
During their vacation and while they were visiting Jerusalam, George's mother-in-law died.
With death certificates in hand, George went to the American Consulate Office to make arrangements to send the body back to the states for proper burial.
The Consul, after hearing of the death of the mother-in-law told George that the sending of a body back to the states for burial is very, very expensive. It could cost as much as $5,000.00.
The Consul continues, in most cases the person responsible for the remains normally decides to bury the body here. This would only cost $150.00.
George thinks for some time and answers, "I don't care how much it will cost to send the body back; that's what I want to do."
The Consul, after hearing this, says, "You must have loved your mother-in-law very much consdering the difference in price."
"No, it's not that," says George. "You see, I know of a case from many years ago of a person that was buried here in Jerusalem. On the third day he rose from the dead! I just can't take that chance."
2007-02-23 23:40:50 · answer #2 · answered by Alex 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Nope.. I'd win... mine lives 1 mile away and my sons are 9 and 6 and she still doesn't know their names! Even though she has seen them over 50 times...and no... she does not have alzheimer's! The only great part is the fact that she choses not to see us either!!
2007-02-23 18:11:30 · answer #3 · answered by Destiny 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
If you say so. If it helps you feel better about yourself i have massive amounts of hate just stockpiled. I can spare several cubic yards if that will help you win this award.
2007-02-23 17:54:09 · answer #4 · answered by Spike Spiegel 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Based on what information?
Because really, I think that my mother in law is the devil incarnate.
2007-02-23 17:55:05 · answer #5 · answered by Heather 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
iam very lucky, been going out with my man for 2 years and stil haven't met her! she lives in new zealand and i dont like flying, but we're getting married this year so will have to meet her eventually
2007-02-23 23:12:37 · answer #6 · answered by skye 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I read somewhere that you would win and I think you're the only nominee so yeah.
2007-02-23 17:54:34 · answer #7 · answered by Montez Grl 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It would be called the "Monster-In-Law Award".
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2007-02-23 17:54:28 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'm guessing you're not too fond of your mother in law...
2007-02-23 17:54:04 · answer #9 · answered by meg (on Violet Hill) 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You would definately win
2007-02-23 17:55:52 · answer #10 · answered by jrsygrl 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋