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My daughter got married tonight, and her daughter who is 5 was telling every one that they were getting amrried today. well once they did and the D/J. gave her the mic to say something to her mom and new dad she blerted out." Hey every body, we got married". I thought it was very cute.

2007-02-23 17:26:15 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1 1

Susan Wornick orders porn..Rodney Dangerfield used to yell at the cable girls when he would call...Tom Hanks was delinquent on his monthly payment plan through Key Education Resources...those are just some facts i might make u laugh..Rodney told off my homegirl too cause she didn't know who he was when he called about his cable...

2007-02-23 17:26:41 · answer #2 · answered by ♥queen b♥ 4 · 0 0

very peotic question. Make sure you know who you are talking too before you talk to them. One time me and my friend were shopping, and she walked away to look at something and I turned to the lady nest to me and started talking about random things, and the lady looked at me as if i was crazy. Me and my friend laughed real hard at that. :) goodnight!

2007-02-23 17:26:27 · answer #3 · answered by skalkosa 3 · 1 0

Never honk at a cop when the light turns green

2007-02-23 17:30:49 · answer #4 · answered by ? 6 · 3 0

Never bet on wooden horses.

2007-02-23 17:26:41 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

put peanut butter on your privates and call in your dog or cat and enjoy or any family member and enjoy,depends what trailer park ya live in.

2007-02-23 17:27:35 · answer #6 · answered by skcus ome 3 · 1 0

if you want a good nite sleep close your eyes and think of nothing ok

sweet dreams to you
:)

2007-02-23 17:26:15 · answer #7 · answered by kitti-kitti 5 · 1 0

meatslap as many people as you come in contact with
especially bald gerbils - like britney spears

2007-02-23 17:24:44 · answer #8 · answered by T Dog 2 · 1 0

get 6 glazed donuts and stack them together, wrap them with duck tape leaving the holes open and go for ............the gusto.

2007-02-23 17:27:26 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Point your toes south and hope someone is pointing their toes north?

2007-02-23 17:25:50 · answer #10 · answered by whrldpz 7 · 2 0

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