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'If you can hold your nerve while all about you are losing theirs, then you may have misread the situation!'

2007-02-23 19:14:58 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2 1

No. i'm the single working around emptying human beings's beverages on a similar time as their observing the combat. i need to be a below the effect of alcohol yet a minimum of i'm saving money for the youngsters this Christmas. the trip cheer this year has already have been given each physique a psthree.

2016-11-25 20:14:36 · answer #2 · answered by sutkus 4 · 0 0

Would this count as one? My dad is really proud of my brother because,"he could recite the Gettysburg address when he was 10 and Lincholn couldn't recite it until he was almost 50"
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2007-02-23 15:30:55 · answer #3 · answered by Chimpanzees? Monkey. 7 · 0 0

Life is a battle field

2007-02-23 15:53:03 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

In God We Trust... all others pay cash.
I am going to give you a fist full of mofo in your ock~sucker.
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Calling in sick say; " I am calling in sick cause I got anal glaucoma and I can't see my @ss coming in to work today".

2007-02-23 15:29:52 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

Does the Pope Sh!t in the woods?

2007-02-23 15:31:21 · answer #6 · answered by Chris W 4 · 0 0

when people say they have to work on their ab muscles so they can get a six pack, i tell them:

"everyone has six pack abs. some people just have more padding to protect theirs."

2007-02-23 15:33:10 · answer #7 · answered by ♥ ҜẴŘ€Ŋ 3 · 0 0

Those are my principles. If you don't like them I have others.
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The secret of life is honesty and fair dealing..if you can fake that, you've got it made.

2007-02-23 20:24:14 · answer #8 · answered by MynameisShirl 5 · 2 1

I never wear gloves on dates , i feel better without them !!

2007-02-23 15:37:24 · answer #9 · answered by nicemanvery 7 · 1 0

"Have you got any jokes to go with that shirt"

as a comeback to someone trying to be funny with you.

2007-02-23 16:04:22 · answer #10 · answered by Oliver S 2 · 1 0

"look at you babe,all those curves and me with no brakes","you dont sweat much for a big girl?"..cheesiest among the cheesiest(is cheesiest a word?)

2007-02-23 16:05:30 · answer #11 · answered by delboy 4 · 2 1

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