and send other peoples kids to fight?
2007-02-23 14:34:42 · 23 answers · asked by Anonymous in Politics & Government ➔ Politics
If a meteor fell on your head would that be proof of alien intelligence?
2007-02-23 14:37:37 · answer #1 · answered by Koolaid Kid 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
No, they would declare a "war on meteors".
Then a new department would be established to collect, organize and distribute information on known and suspected meteors. Meteors that have already struck the earth would be sent to a secret camp at Guantanamo Bay, Cuba.
Congress would hold hearings to find out who was responsible for the failure to adequately predict and dismantle the meteors' plan to harm America and the President would give a series of speeches about how great America is and how the meteor threat will eventually be defeated, but not unless you give up your civil liberties and support massive increases in the federal budget deficit.
The money earmarked to fight the "objects of evil" that are determined to destroy America's spirit and take away your freedoms would eventually be redirected to buy weapons for America-friendly insurgents in third world countries. The remaining money would be used to fund huge no-bid contracts for companies owned by friends of the president and his administration.
In the end, the meteors will become even more powerful (somehow) and America will not be any better prepared to fight them.
2007-02-23 22:43:29 · answer #2 · answered by katlyn: Yahoo chat fugitive 4 · 2⤊ 1⤋
No. Since meteors come from space, Repubes would invade the ocean.
But at least they would send our soldiers in up-armored Humvees this time. And then shout that those of us that decry the resulting troop drownings are "unpatriotic."
2007-02-23 22:44:06 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
Probably. Some terrorist from another planet launched the meteor at us on purpose. We're screwed.
2007-02-23 22:37:20 · answer #4 · answered by kaledrina 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Such a profound question. I think the right would blame the loony left.
2007-02-27 21:48:42 · answer #5 · answered by edward m 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
At least the right would have the balls to stand up and fight the meteor invasion.
2007-02-23 22:38:31 · answer #6 · answered by . 6 · 3⤊ 2⤋
Klaatu barada nikto
2007-02-23 22:49:11 · answer #7 · answered by GO HILLARY 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
No, but they'd fight like hell to keep the illegal aliens (from space) from sucking the nation dry through gov't welfare that the Libtards would push for.
2007-02-23 22:38:34 · answer #8 · answered by Beachman 5 · 1⤊ 2⤋
I would declare war on Iceland since they had nothing to do with it. I learned that method from GWB.
2007-02-23 22:39:30 · answer #9 · answered by truth seeker 7 · 2⤊ 1⤋
They would blame Clinton for not destroying the meteor first!
2007-02-23 22:39:21 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 5⤊ 1⤋