for valentines i got her a pair of slippers and a vibrator
i said if she don't like the slippers she can go shag her self
2007-02-23 14:28:56 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Family & Relationships ➔ Marriage & Divorce
he he he good one dude!
2007-02-23 14:33:05 · answer #1 · answered by Fido 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I think your wife should be greatful to start with that she has you. Not many people have a marriage anymore. I also think that getting a gift of someone that you love is nice from time to time. But I think the comment if she doesn't like the slippers she can go shag her self was inappropriate. I think that is why you are there for too treat her with respect and dignity.She is your wife you don't shag yourself you make love to her.
2007-02-23 22:41:56 · answer #2 · answered by beccamcken 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Women are difficult creatures. You need to understand them. Things that you consider 'silly' and small are what make them happy. What were you thinking by buying her a vibrator, whats wrong with your 'vibrator'? And I think you lost it by buying her slippers. Women need to be loved (in the bedroom), complimented everyday, even if you dont mean it. If you do these two things it wont matter what you buy them for valentines day.
2007-02-23 22:41:10 · answer #3 · answered by major2004 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
you are correct she is ungrateful after all you realized that you are not able to satisfy her and their is no way in this world she will ever got an orgasm with you, so you were good enough to by her the best thing you can think off a vibrator
she is probably don't need it since the milk man has being doing
the job
You should return the vibrator or used it on yourself
2007-02-23 22:35:51 · answer #4 · answered by waiting for baby 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
First of all, sir you got brass ones to do that. Second, these so called "days", I think, are created by the mother corporations known as Hallmark just to get money out of people. Doing something thoughtful for your partner I think is just as good as getting one of those over priced cards anyday.
2007-02-23 23:04:31 · answer #5 · answered by acedelux 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes she does seem a little ungrateful however if she does not like this stuff then have her take them both back and let her get something that she does like and enjoy. She will appreciate this more.
2007-02-23 22:50:51 · answer #6 · answered by Lady Hewitt 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
To be honest, it's not really romantic is it? Next year stick to the traditional huge bouquet of flowers, expensive belgian chocolates and jewellery, that will always do the trick.
2007-02-24 03:33:02 · answer #7 · answered by Pearl 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You are cruel pr*ck! I know you want a laugh by the answers but to even think that way you are epitomising the charactetr of a prize pr*ick!
2007-02-23 22:34:45 · answer #8 · answered by djdundalk 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
and i told her if she takes the slippers back she can get a muzzle for her man lol
2007-02-23 22:51:41 · answer #9 · answered by nendlin 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
boy g that was a sad ,bad joke 20 years ago,move with the times boy!
2007-02-24 05:21:47 · answer #10 · answered by RAINBOW 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yeah... neither of those are the ideal gift that a woman wants on valentines day! don't get me wrong... vibrators are great and all but... not for a holiday...
2007-02-24 02:40:25 · answer #11 · answered by vneck 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋