2007-02-23 13:46:41 · 17 answers · asked by Toilet 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
The postman's name is "OH MY GOD"!!!!
2007-02-23 13:49:14 · answer #1 · answered by metoo 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I swear in case you assert one greater undesirable factor approximately Winnie the Pooh.. i'll poke you interior the attention!! Winnie the Pooh would not want pants.. by way of fact he's a undergo! Do you flow around making relaxing of woodland creatures for no longer donning clothing? And he's marvelous. marvelous human beings do no longer want pants.. they only slow them down... I <3 Winnie the Pooooh!!! :D
2016-09-29 13:13:39 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I remember being about 4-5 years old and wet my pants as I slept. When I woke up and realized what happened, I told my mom I had a wet dream. They all laughed and I didn't know why until years later.
2007-02-23 13:50:26 · answer #3 · answered by Kiss My Shaz 7 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Mine doesnt talk yet, but my friends 3 year old embarrased her at the store by rearranging himself and when she told him to quit, he yelled "But mama! My peepee's sticking up!"
My little weasel doesn't say a word but he discovered my bra strap and popped it really hard in the store once and broke the clasp. I had to hold "myself" up with one arm while pushing a basket of groceries and 2 kids around.
2007-02-23 13:50:51 · answer #4 · answered by Koozie 5 · 3⤊ 0⤋
One day, in church, someone asked my 5 year old son what he wanted to be when he grew up; he replied "a preacher". After the oohing and aahing, and the "how precious", they asked him why. And he said "because they only work one day a week". I still get funny looks.
2007-02-23 13:55:08 · answer #5 · answered by dkiller88 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
My daughter asked the pastor if God meant for the giraffe to look like that or if it an accident
2007-02-23 13:52:35 · answer #6 · answered by Tek ~aka~Legs! 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
My oldest daughter who is 6 was talking to my brother in law. She asked him what he was doing for the night and when he said "nothing" she replied "boy you really do need to get laid" she had overheard my husband telling his brother that.
I nearly died when it came out of her mouth. And boy did my husband get an earful when I found out it was him that said it in front of her.
2007-02-23 13:50:56 · answer #7 · answered by cmssko 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
My one daughter..keeps picking her nose and putting boogers on the wall..she is five...I asked her why...
Her answer..
She is conducting a science experiment for fuel for alien space ships.
Yes she is very outspoken and grown up for her age.
2007-02-23 13:52:34 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
When my daughter was about 2 she asked -- with no malice whatsoever intended -- if we could put her little brother in the trunk.
2007-02-23 13:50:47 · answer #9 · answered by comet girl...DUCK! 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
well i have no kids but i said i make boomboom in toilet and that where daddy keys are and then i flushed the toilet along with the keys in there. not one of my best moments but o well
Good luck!!!
2007-02-23 13:53:06 · answer #10 · answered by blondebeauty 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
My 3 yr. old has recently been asking me "Where does poop come from". Try explaining that to a 3 yr. old!
2007-02-23 13:51:36 · answer #11 · answered by Veruca Salt 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋