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what about a deranged squirrel??


sorry I'm just really bored.........

2007-02-23 13:19:09 · 23 answers · asked by the idiot down the road 4 in Entertainment & Music Polls & Surveys

23 answers

I went out with a deranged jackass, does that count?

2007-02-23 13:21:54 · answer #1 · answered by Kiss My Shaz 7 · 2 0

I really don't think I would go out with either one even if they weren't deranged. They are both way to hairy, and usually not house broken. Besides the squirrels in my backyard already wipe-out my pecan and walnut trees. I don't need any more competition.

2007-02-23 21:23:46 · answer #2 · answered by p_doell 5 · 0 0

Maybe.

But I would park my own yellow submarine in the parking lot so I wouldn't be dependent on transportation home.

Especially if my date had a nut or two too many.

Everyone knows how these chipmonks and squirrels can get around closing time when the bar tender closes down the nut bowl ...

2007-02-23 21:26:50 · answer #3 · answered by Nina 5 · 0 0

Yeah, once with a chipmunk..it never worked out..now squirrel that is a diffrent question....

2007-02-23 21:22:18 · answer #4 · answered by Mo L 3 · 0 0

Sorry NO! I don't date outside my species. Even though some of the women I've dated might be a little primitive.

2007-02-23 21:23:08 · answer #5 · answered by Kill_Me_Now! 5 · 1 0

Going out with one I married one and he has a squirril for a brother. Signed Meer Cat

2007-02-23 21:28:51 · answer #6 · answered by thmsnbrgll 5 · 1 0

i've had 3already .now i'm looking for a deranged mouse'have you seen any lately.....?

2007-02-23 21:23:33 · answer #7 · answered by Cami lives 6 · 1 0

nah. squirells don't like me, after I started hunting them with a chainsaw... And it works, I have 1 tail I cut off with a chainsaw LOL

2007-02-23 21:22:32 · answer #8 · answered by Maxwell Smart(ypants) 7 · 0 0

Are you talking about Simon, Theodore or Alvin?

2007-02-23 21:21:31 · answer #9 · answered by marklemoore 6 · 0 0

One of those NUT baskets?! Well maybe... once they got bushy little tails straightened out.

2007-02-23 23:58:11 · answer #10 · answered by Im Listening 5 · 0 0

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