How many Republicans does it take to screw in a light bulb ?

Question

Zero they get the Democrats that work for them to do it.

Answer 1

Lmao,good one,I really thought it was going to a serious stupid question from another lib.Thanks for the laugh,it was great.

Answer 2

How many Republicans does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Answer: Four hundred and sixty-two:

Twelve to investigate Clinton's involvement in the failure of the old bulb,

Twenty-three to deregulate the light bulb industry,

Sixteen to cut funding for alternative lighting R&D,

Thirty-four to cut the tax rate on light bulbs,

Fifty-three to design a blockgrant so the states can change the bulb,

Forty-one to talk with defense contractors about night-vision gear instead, and

two hundred and eighty-three to pass a law making it illegal to discuss naked bulbs (or screwing anything) on the Internet

option 2

How many Republicans does it take to screw in a light bulb?
a) Two-one to do it and one to steady the chandelier.
b) None, they only screw the poor

Answer 3

Hey, your right this time. Why???? because a repub has no idea about manuel labor nor anything connected to it. Why??? because most were born with a silver spoon in their mouth and their Mommas had to breast feed them until they went off to colleg like Cheney did, so they could get 5 count em, 5 draft deferrememts. So, we got the land of the brave and the land of the repubs. All because of light bulb screwing in Dems.

Answer 4

How the Bush Administration Changes a Light Bulb
How many members of the Bush administration does it take to change a light bulb?
1. One to deny that a light bulb needs to be changed;
2. One to attack the patriotism of anyone who says the light bulb needs to be changed;
3. One to blame Clinton for burning out the light bulb;
4. One to arrange the invasion of a country rumored to have a secret stockpile of light bulbs;
5. One to give a billion dollar no-bid contract to Halliburton for the new light bulb;
6. One to arrange a photograph of Bush, dressed as a janitor, standing on a step ladder under the banner: Light Bulb Change Accomplished;
7. One administration insider to resign and write a book documenting in detail how Bush was literally in the dark;
8. One to viciously smear #7;
9. One surrogate to campaign on TV and at rallies on how George Bush has had a strong light-bulb-changing policy all along;
10. And finally one to confuse Americans about the difference between screwing a light bulb and screwing the country.


Bush Light Bulb Joke
Q: How many Bush Administration officials does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: None. There is nothing wrong with the light bulb; it's conditions are improving every day. Any reports of its lack of incandescence are delusional spin from the liberal media. That light bulb has served honorably, and anything you say undermines the lighting effect. Why do you hate freedom?

Answer 5

Republicans have people who have people who will change the light bulb. That is what upper management does.

Answer 6

90 million or so, who else will keep the lights from going out all over America?

Answer 7

How many liberals does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Zero, they just sit in the dark and whine about George W. Bush being responsible for faulty lightbulbs.

Answer 8

Yeah? and it takes 20 democrats before they see the light!

Answer 9

You're right, it's zero but for a different reason.

Republicans can't fit inside a light bulb, or they would be screwing in it. Probably with their immediate family members.

Answer 10

I only know it takes one to screw the country.

Answer 11

I was gonna say one, while the democrats try to figure out the lefty loosey righty tighty concept!