2007-02-23 12:42:54 · 10 answers · asked by incx_strength 1 in Society & Culture ➔ Other - Society & Culture
Incx Strength ... Oh, how much I pity you, dude. I've been down the same road many, many times. There was once a guy who wore a cologne that smelled like an extra-pungent version of underarm odor. I'd run into him in the halls once in while, but only occasionally, thank goodness.
I also once worked with a woman who'd have sex at lunch time at least once or twice each week. When she got back to the office, if you got within 5 feet of her desk, you'd know what she had been doing.
The thing I hate most, though, is when people snap their gum. Snap, snap, snap ... pop, snap ... Oh, it's so damned annoying. To me, listening to someone passing gas would be a far cry better than listening to gum being snapped all damned day long.
About the perfume ... Here's a few ideas.
1 - Buy one that YOU like as a gift for her. Maybe she'll switch.
2 - A note to her or a chat about it.
3 - Play dumb and as the smell "arrives" and begins to penetrate the surrounding area, just exclaim, "Gosh!?! What in hell is THAT smell?"
4 - Burn incense or candles with a fragrance.
5 - Get a small desk fan.
6 - If the small fan doesn't work, get a BIG fan.
7 - Pray. Prayer is free and often helps.
No ... None of these things is easy (except the prayer) and that's why I'm so sympathetic. Good luck to you, Strength. Hang in there, buddy.
A Prayer ...
Dear spirit of pleasant fragrances. We beseech you to fill this workplace with your goodness and bestow upon us the gift of your great bouquets. Please fill us with inspiring scents and aromas that may guide us to greater heights of productivity. Thank you, great spirit ... Thank you.
2007-02-23 13:36:54 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Go to a department store and collect samples of nice smelling perfume. Then casually give a couple to the stinky person and tell her that she should try these fabulous samples you came across. Try to be cheerful and friendly.
2007-02-23 12:49:35 · answer #2 · answered by eddygordo19 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You'll need to practice this @ home 1st:
cough
scratch all over
sneeze
blow your nose
etc.etc.etc.
when that person asks if you're ok,tell them " No, I think someone's perfume is causing me a terrible allergic reaction" Proceed to explain how sensitive you are to perfume...that should do it
2007-02-23 12:51:55 · answer #3 · answered by weezie 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
at first, what kind of question is that? You for sure have not got any manners. 2d of all no person is grotesque in this international, it fairly is not in simple terms judged by potential of looks yet additionally character. absolutely everyone can scent undesirable, do no longer in simple terms label human beings like that. What occurs if that replaced into you?
2016-10-16 08:50:11 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
maybe give her a good smelling perfume for her birthday or something..
2007-02-23 12:45:56 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Tell them their cheap designer imposter perfume could choke a maggot..........then smile and say let's do lunch....uh after you shower though!
2007-02-23 12:46:42 · answer #6 · answered by sugar_n_spice 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
tell them your allergic. and sneezee and make a big deal about it till you anoy her and she asks you whats your deal then you tell her "sme one has the WORST perfum EVER and you cant take it!!" mabe she'll get the hint.
2007-02-23 12:48:06 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
approach her gently and lie....LOL....tell her you are allergic to her perfume.
2007-02-23 13:00:05 · answer #8 · answered by bella36 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
when she gets up get her purfume and put heaps of vannila oil in it or somthung.
2007-02-23 12:47:23 · answer #9 · answered by Alex 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
say "Wooooohhhhooooooo, YOU STINK!!"
2007-02-23 12:45:56 · answer #10 · answered by hot_sports_chika06 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋