What if you discovered a midget had been living inside ur luxery extra fluffy foam pillow top mattress,and let himself out during the day and ate your food,used the toliet and even bathed,and not to mention heard everything you did on the matress.Would you freak out,get even,or make money going to the media?
2007-02-23 12:22:21 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
I have a deal going with the big person who lives on my mattress.
He pretends not to see me and leaves the house to me when he is not there and I try to keep out of his way when he comes home.
It seems to work OK. Only problem is that this keyboard is WAAAAY too big for me and I have to jump on the keys. We midget folk are not so hot on technology.
2007-02-26 00:40:42 · answer #1 · answered by andrew w 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well everyone needs a home. I just wished he would come out of hiding and go sleep in the living room on the couch. He would be to lumpy by far. And would make the bed uncomfortable. And all that I would ask of him and please keep quiet and clean up after yourself.
2007-03-02 01:59:19 · answer #2 · answered by maxine 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
there replaced into incredibly a Wifeswap episode with 2 little human beings and their young ones and their homestead replaced into incredibly made smaller to extra healthy their desires. lol It replaced into lovable, it had little doors and the counters have been like knee severe. :) Sorry for the lack of ability of creativity. :/
2016-12-14 04:17:41 · answer #3 · answered by libbie 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I would keep him as a pet, I could feed him and pet him and if he was bad I could smack the sh** out of him and call him sally while he does the dishes with his teeth. Or I might make him shingle the roof and my neighbors roof too.
2007-03-03 07:53:20 · answer #4 · answered by jw1269 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I have a ferret that lives in my pants and only comes out when I go to the bathroom.
2007-02-23 12:25:51 · answer #5 · answered by ? 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I would freak out! no matter what he was! i would kick him out of my house then probablly always look in my mattress before i go to sleep and when i wake up! WERIED!
2007-03-03 03:08:11 · answer #6 · answered by baby cake 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I would think, JEEZE that thing can hold its breath for a long time because I own a waterbed...hahaha weird
2007-03-03 12:20:46 · answer #7 · answered by beach_chica02 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i'd freak out. but as if you wouldn't feel it under there. they're not that small.
2007-03-03 10:33:08 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I would call the police.
2007-03-03 06:04:19 · answer #9 · answered by Marvin 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
kick his aas
2007-03-03 12:31:33 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋