I am writing a novel about a giant pretzel. Can you help me with the ending?

Question

It just needs a good twist. The dialogue can't be too salty or half baked. I want this to be a hit. I really need the dough.

Answer 1

So as the days went on....... the "ugly" pretzel couldn't understand why all of his brother and sister pretzels would have nothing to do with him. All they did was laugh..... point.... and rub salt into his already wounded psyche. He was different. He knew it from the start. But his mother would always look at him and say, "Sweetheart, it's ok that you don't stand tall like your brother, Stick. It's ok that you aren't round like your brother, Owen. Knot everyone is cut out to be the best pretzel. Look at your twister. She's got the rounded curves. It's ok that you don't!"

But no matter how often he heard this from his mother, he knew he just wasn't going to cut the mustard as a pretzel. So he packed his bag and left for Hanover, Pennsylvania.

On his own, he was going to try to be the best he could be. So he went to the Snyder pretzel corporation and said, "Hi.. I wanna be a Snyder pretzel." They just laughed and slammed the door in his face. Well........ it was like he expected them to have a rold gold carpet out for him. He just wanted a chance to prove that he could be somebody. He didn't give up.

Next, he visited Pepperidge Farms. He decided to approach things a bit differently this time. When he knocked on the door and they answered, he said, "How can I be of service to your company??" The people at Pepperidge Farms just beamed!!!! The president said, "YES!! YES!! This is exactly the product our company needs. Why didn't I think of it sooner!! We will now and forever more produce luscious......... bagels!!"

It was at that moment that our dear "ugly pretzel" realized there was a reason he was different from his brothers and sisters. He would never be a stick pretzel....... a circular o....... a twist. He was a bagel. A scrumptuous bagel.

The people at Pepperidge farms welcomes him with open arms and open mouths. He had finally been appreciated for who he was. Some guys have all the lox!

(ok was the ending too cream cheesey??)

Answer 2

There is a shortage of modern fiction that centers around the twisted-colon theme. I think you should be able to start the book with a pretzel and end with a twisted colon.

OK, I feel like I've done most of the hard work on this book so far. The rest is up to you.

Answer 3

And the Giant Pretzel got Salted!
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Answer 4

You're kidding right? I think the puns were intentional.

Besides, you haven't given us any info on the story. Really hard when the guy wants a story about an obese pretzal, supposedly tasting like dry dough and salt.

Don't worry, that was sarcasm. ;) And yes, I have a dead sense of humor.

Answer 5

Seriously, the pretzel wakes up and finds out its only a Krispy Kreme on the belt about to get swooped up and put into a box.

Answer 6

The giant pretzel attacked the migrant workers of Pepperridge Farm from the yeast. They tried to mustard up the courage to fight back and rold gold marbles in its path to attempt to stop it. They did knot succeed. They kneaded more help, but it was to late.

Answer 7

I knew a giant pretzel. He had a twisted sister.

Answer 8

The pretzel gets thrown into the oven and comes out and then is drowned with sauce

Answer 9

Yes and put cheeze on this too. A large pretzel mystery.

Answer 10

Thats good, but the ending wont matter, because your a towel. People like to read about people, not items use to dry off. And I do like pretzels, but they must be with extra salt, and cheese. (souf park)