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Was stuck in the snow in a massive blizzard and a mountain LION came down and stalked, killed and ate our beloved little HEIFER, would it taste to the LION like an ICE CREAM sandwich?...and would it matter that the mountain lion was lactose intolerant?

Has anybody ever eaten a FROZEN CHOCALATE/VANILLA heifer?

2007-02-23 12:05:38 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music Polls & Surveys

note to self: bull = male (BS or bull stud).

thanks for puttin me in my place

2007-02-23 13:03:45 · update #1

20 answers

I'd say you definitely have "MAD COW DISEASE" at this point...!!!

2007-02-23 12:10:28 · answer #1 · answered by jc 4 · 0 0

Umm there's no male cows. All cows are female. Males are called bulls. Why do you think that every cow has a big udder? And they give their calf milk? Do men breastfeed their kids? No, because they're men. Anyway, now that I'm done rambling what is the point of this question? This has to be the weirdest question I've ever read. Are you high?

2007-02-23 20:10:38 · answer #2 · answered by ? 3 · 0 0

this question made me laugh.


but...in answer to it our dear departed baby would indeed taste of vanilla chocolate ice cream, if the lion was lactose intolerant he might get a rash and a tummy ache...

and no i haven't eaten a frozen choc/vanilla heifer coz that would make me a COWanibal

anywaaay, lets get to having ,more cow sex so we can have more ickle bebe ice creams

2007-02-23 20:11:59 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

It would not matter if the lion was lactose intolerant because HEIFERS don't produce milk until they become pregnant

2007-02-25 23:41:58 · answer #4 · answered by cowboy_action_shooter 1 · 0 0

You must have a bull in there some where, to get that calf, that got eaten by the mountain lion...

2007-02-23 20:12:23 · answer #5 · answered by P-Nut 7 · 0 0

the lion would get brain freeze from eating the cow too fast

2007-02-23 20:17:40 · answer #6 · answered by crazi8red 6 · 1 0

Cows are girls, bulls are boys.

2007-02-23 20:10:14 · answer #7 · answered by clever nickname 6 · 0 0

Perhaps

2007-02-23 20:09:30 · answer #8 · answered by Papa 7 · 0 0

Umm...this whole question (and everything about it) makes me a tad uncomfortable.

2007-02-23 20:12:24 · answer #9 · answered by ? 6 · 0 0

man u got a wild imigination!!
and NO to i`ve never tried it.

2007-02-23 20:10:00 · answer #10 · answered by brock 7 · 1 0

You have a wild imagination.

2007-02-23 20:10:28 · answer #11 · answered by FL Girl 6 · 0 0

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