John; "I didn't come here to be insulted!" Jane:"Where do you normally go?Let me know your good put-downs.

Question

Not just insults,but good replies to the pompous and the self-important.

Answer 1

If it wasn't for people like you, the human race would be attractive!

Answer 2

If someone insults you then reply 'An insult from a fool is a compliment!'
Or; 'When you were born,did the midwife slap your mother?'
Or 'If I had a mouth like yours I'd teach my backside to talk'
Or 'It's really amazing how much you can achieve even with a lobotomy'
Or 'Get your coat...you haven't pulled I just want you to p.ss off!'
or there was a famous put down by Winston Churchill to a lady who told him:'If I was your wife,I'd poison your tea' to which he replied 'Madam.If I was your husband,I'd drink it!'

Answer 3

"Some people here are gits."
"Well, I see only one. The situation will resolve when you leave!"

"I would say get a life, but from the look of your clothes, you would have to steal one."

"Did your parents have any children born to them or did they get others from the home for sideshow rejects where they found you?"

--That Cheeky Lad

Answer 4

i'm an agno-myst and that i think of, however that's complicated to appreciate Buddha, notwithstanding this is fruitful and captivating to stay with him. i'm prepared to place it down, yet i don't be attentive to, how and why that i positioned down, each and each time bounce back to my head.

Answer 5

I like the one that goes.. "You're drunk!" replied with "And you're ugly, but in the morning.... I shall be sober!"

Answer 6

"I've never been so insulted in my life!"

"Oh, come on. You must have been."

Answer 7

Do you actually have a life?

Answer 8

can i borrow the pencil in your pocket

Answer 9

i sure would like to get into your pants---
i already have one asshole in them now
why did you **** in yours?