so first I thought it was a body problem but i just realised it's all coming from my butt i clean it twice a day but it sweats even though im not doing any physical activity and it smells really bad everyone thinkins someone farted and it just stays with me if anyone can help me ill be so happy i went to a doctor with no help plz try to help
2007-02-23 10:43:07 · 14 answers · asked by zen123_ben 1 in Health ➔ Men's Health
stop pooping in your pants. shove a dryer sheet in there
2007-02-23 11:41:25 · answer #1 · answered by Kingston 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
How can people smell your mudhole through your pants. And why would their noses be that close to your ***. I mean, if your scrubbing your crack twice a day, their shouldn't be any funky or gamey smell. Are u sure its not your underwear that's dirty? Do you wipe well when you drop your friends off at the pool? I cant think of what it could. Did you really go to the doctor and tell him you had a strangely odorous butt odor? God, what I would have paid to have been their to see the look on his face.
2007-02-23 19:39:11 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
Try using Talc Powder or baby powder as it will absorb sweat. You could also use baby wipes for a quick cleansing. I know of course you bathe regularly. It is unfortunate but some people have a problem. with perspiration causing bad body odor. I wish you luck
2007-02-23 18:49:32 · answer #3 · answered by lucyshines49 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
OK try this .. every few hour go to the bath room and get a wipe and wipe your self/.. if your at work.. then get some febrezz and hide it in the bathroom and spray your self .. if your at school put it in your back -pack.. use lots of calone..if i could hide my cigs from my ex for 9 yr who did not smoke you can hide this...use air fresher.. where you never thought of.. the bathroom is your friend and wash your self .. use the brown towel.. tear them off and put them under water and wipe your self.. trust me.. use the febrezze and no one will smell you
2007-02-23 21:39:39 · answer #4 · answered by ? 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Try stick one of those car air fresheners between your cheeks. That should cover the butt odor with a lovely floral bouquet
2007-02-23 19:53:01 · answer #5 · answered by Deus Luminarium 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
If I were you I would see your doctor. Then try wiping after stooling. Then shove a small bottle of perfume up your tooter. Good Luck
2007-02-23 19:55:37 · answer #6 · answered by unit663 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
No,Grad student if he put one of those in his Butt it would smell like a shitty bouquet.
What you should do is... Do what another guy did except don't stick your Wang in the shampoo bottle shove up your God awful ***!
2007-02-23 20:18:57 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
My guess is that someone you work with is farting and is blaming it on you. Some people find humor in this because of their own sorry, little life.
2007-02-23 20:31:50 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
When was the last time you wiped your butt?
2007-02-26 17:58:06 · answer #9 · answered by victoriaaa 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Try feminine deodorant spray.
2007-02-23 18:46:15 · answer #10 · answered by Memphis Lawdog 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
try keeping powder on it.... like talcum powder. Somthing to keep it dry.
2007-02-23 18:46:25 · answer #11 · answered by MommyTwice-TwiceTheLove 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋