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Forget the USA, the WORLD......

2007-02-23 09:31:22 · 29 answers · asked by Anonymous in Politics & Government Politics

MoltarRoc... There will then soon be a shortage of water and the most precious commodity and life sustainer would be under the control of Bush and Cheney... NO F***ing WAY.

2007-02-23 09:51:18 · update #1

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The war would end and we found out they decided to impeach Bush.

2007-02-23 09:34:00 · answer #1 · answered by CC 6 · 7 6

Humanist,

Since your question is asked under the topic of politics, it would undoubtedly be if benevolent alien life forms transplanted themselves into the brains of Bush, Cheney and other that make up the motley crew of the power elite in Washington. The aliens would confer with other leaders in the world and set us on a path of planting seeds of prosperity rather than whacking at the tops of weeds and pretending that it is a winning battle. The aliens would look around and see a planet with so much potential. By next Friday, they would create a paradise on earth.

Of course, next weekend, humans would discover the aliens and decide they don't want someone else making decisions for them, even if they are good ones. Someone would shout that aliens are illegal which would echo through the streets as the sound of a single gun shot in a tranquil plaza. Pigeons would take flight and crash into buildings. The chaos of the struggle for power would ensue. Ah, but that is for the following weekend.

Let us only think of this weekend and how marvelous it will be when the kind hearted aliens are watching over us. Health care, education, population management, environmental awareness are some of the things we can enjoy starting this weekend.

2007-02-23 22:02:25 · answer #2 · answered by Sky Salad Clipper 3 · 1 1

The best thing would be for people to get on their knees and pray for peace,rather than bad mouthing Bush. We are dealing with very radical idiots in this war,and if the ones who do nothing but bad mouth our President, and bad mouth Israel, and by the way,whether you like it or not,GOD says we are to pray for the Peace of Israel. Why do you think America has helped Israel?? Does anyone ever read the BIBLE? Those people that do nothing but find fault,,,need to get on their knees, and pray. Prayer is not bogus,not old fashion, not un-hip, it is the only way that America is ever going to remain the proud country that we were Blessed with.and if we dont Pray we are all going to see an Act of God that will the mightiest thing this world has ever seen, America is a nation that ABORTS a million babbies every day,God forbid that one of those innocent babies was a child that God was sending to earth to save us.,if people dont come together on this war,and all of the other issues, we are faced with we are doomed ,and the stupid little groups that appose everything from cutting down a tree,,,,to God, they need to get a life,as well as get on their knees, if not ,,,,then we are truly heading for major trouble. Trouble as we have never seen here in this wonderful land. People we ARE in the last days. Read your Bible,Wake up, and I dont want to hear from any teeny boppers that havent a clue what America is really going thru. Some of the questions and responses on here are absolutely brainless. Come on,,, If your just fooling around killing time on the internet,then please give us all a break,and go someplace else. When folks ask a question on here,they deserve a well thought out sincere answer.Not some flippant remark or comment.
How many out there agree with me,say I. :) Pray for the peace of America.

2007-02-23 17:56:38 · answer #3 · answered by doverslight61 2 · 2 1

If there was no Iran or Middle east except Isreal and that all the people in Africa didn't have aids and that they wern't so poor. Otherwise, I think the world is doin ok. And lastly, if there was a cheap cure against all STD's.

2007-02-23 19:25:39 · answer #4 · answered by Dave Grohl Wanna Be!!!! 5 · 1 0

That somehow all the politicians in our country had an epiphany that this terrible power grabbing at the expense of our national interests has to stop. That they need to all work for what is in the best interest of our citizens and our country

2007-02-23 17:48:22 · answer #5 · answered by meathookcook 6 · 3 0

Perfection of an engine that runs on water and can be mass produced.

EDIT - Guess I hit a nerve. You really think they'd 'control' all water? Please. What's next, making it illegal to take a bucket of water out of the ocean?

We'd have no reason to have any presence in the Middle East.

2007-02-23 17:46:45 · answer #6 · answered by MoltarRocks 7 · 4 0

Iran and N. Korea abandon their nuclear desires. Then even the Democrats will be able to rest easy because they wouldn't be able to claim Bush was planing another invasion.

2007-02-23 17:41:06 · answer #7 · answered by C B 6 · 1 1

The Sunnis and Shiites would decide that there has been enough blood shed and stop the killing. Jihad would be a thing of the past.

2007-02-23 17:38:50 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 3 0

An end to media coverage of Anna Nicole Smith and Brittany Spears.

2007-02-23 17:35:07 · answer #9 · answered by halfshaft 4 · 15 0

If all the Liberals were finally to fulfill their promises to leave the country if the American people elected Bush for a second term, it's pretty clear that this country would experience one of the best Monday's ever.

2007-02-23 17:41:26 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 3 3

Hummm... the best thing for the world over the weekend would be a sudden out of nowhere declaration of peace by all opposing enemies.

2007-02-23 17:34:29 · answer #11 · answered by BeachBum 7 · 5 2

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