I can guarantee that alcoholics will never drink any more?

Question

than usual. What can you guarantee? ;)

'Usual' means whenever they want. As that's what they 'usually' do.
Common sense lesson over.

elysialaw
Anyone with common sense knows what i mean. I had a family member - so did my girlfriend - who died from this disease. So instead of mourning the rest of my life and becoming pernickety, i'd rather be myself than you.
Thanks for avoiding the question. i recognise you had no answer. You are still unforgiven though ;)

Answer 1

i can gaurantee my 2 stalkers will give me a
thumbs down just for answering this

Answer 2

an alcoholic can drink more than "usual" on occasion.

I can guarantee that I will answer more questions on Yahoo today.

EDIT

Just satisfied my guarantee!!!



EDIT

Usual does not mean whenever they want

- Usual accordant with usage, custom, or habit
- commonly or ordinarily used
- found in ordinary practice or in the ordinary course of events

EDIT

Alcoholic does not mean consuming vast amounts of alcohol:

continued excessive or compulsive use of alcoholic drinks

There is your debunking of common sense.

Answer 3

Alcoholics will just keep on drinking. There is like a 2% chance of that happening. After its an addiction,its hard to quit so you should just never start.

I do NOT drink alcohol.

Answer 4

I guarantee that i will definitely without a doubt get through this bottle of vodka tonight :)p

Answer 5

Some chase it into the gates of insanity or death.

That's a guarantee!

Answer 6

I can guarantee the we all have a mother and a father and that we are all going to eventually die!

Answer 7

I can guarantee I'll be happily buzzed by 6:15pm.

Answer 8

tho i'm not an alki, i guarantee you i CAN drink more than usual!
if YOU'RE BUYING!!!
no offense, just a lil lol back at ya!

Answer 9

I can guarantee that if you walk in the rain, you'll get wet.

Answer 10

I can guarantee that I'll be the best you ever had..Not saying that I'll ever prove to you..