He is the decider. People think he's stupid but he is a genius I tell you a genius, I heard him say the other day that before he leaves office he is gonna have a man on the sun. That's right bucko a man on the sun. We have the technology already. We have the rockets. The Gravity of that thing is real strong and they can save on fuel and get there quicker than Mars. Genius I tell you he is a genius, less than two years he is gonna have a man planting Old Glory right there on El Sol I tell you. That will show those terrorists and those damn Liberals whats what.
HeII he is even thinking about taking the trip himself. Al Gore that Libtard science Guy told him that the surface of the sun is 16,000 degrees Fahrenheit that he would burn up. But you know what he told that jerk, he has that all figured out too. I tell you people think he's dumb as a box of rocks but I tell you he's a genius. He told old Al Gore that he already thought about that one too. He said that he is going to go at night.
2007-02-23 09:18:48 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Politics & Government ➔ Politics
You do realize Bush has a machine that controls sunspot activity, right?
Is it that far fetched that he can also control the Sun's temperature?
2007-02-23 09:45:28 · answer #1 · answered by MoltarRocks 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Compared to the people that gave him the intel that there was a link between Saddam and Al Qaida and said that Saddam had WMD's, he's a regular Einstein
2007-02-23 09:31:49 · answer #2 · answered by ajfrederick9867 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I am leaving the office now, and must say that has made me smile for the weekend. Thank Heavens for GWB, man has have found the answer to resisting unrelenting heat.
2007-02-23 09:26:46 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
That is so, so old. It was told as a Polish joke in the 70's. Leave it to a young, misinformed liberal to use it to disrespect our President.
2007-02-23 09:39:15 · answer #4 · answered by no pepper 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Hey great idea georgey, take some buddy along and you could have a barbaque
2007-02-23 09:22:33 · answer #5 · answered by oneirondreamer 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Lmao! Yes, he's a smart one alright. I hope he actually does us the favor.
2007-02-23 09:31:48 · answer #6 · answered by CC 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
You made my day! If you made this up yourself, your the genius! Thank You!
2007-02-23 09:29:03 · answer #7 · answered by geegee 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
You are so funny!!! I have seen this before, somewhere! But, I still love that you posted it. This is hilarious!!! And you are still awesome!!!!
2007-02-23 09:29:18 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
oh yeah just like making sure humans and fish can co-exsist and protecting us from animal-human hybrids.
2007-02-23 09:23:41 · answer #9 · answered by sydb1967 6 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Very funny, sadly it sounds almost true. LMAO.
2007-02-23 09:24:25 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋