2007-02-23 09:00:58 · 24 answers · asked by §чﺀﺀчβчﻯ†a 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
Hello?....Hello?....Who is there?......Hello?....Baxter is that you?....Bark twice.....Hello?....Hello?
OR:
Sorry, I'm not home right now, I'm walking in the spiderwebs, leave a message and I'll call you back;a likely story, but leave a message,I'll call you back.
Either should work.
2007-02-23 09:05:23 · answer #1 · answered by desertskieswoman 5 · 2⤊ 1⤋
lolol
there are a few we like around here
one is pick up the phone and in your best upper class snob voice say
hello ___ your last name___ house hold, how may i help you
your friends will crap when they think you have a maid answering
it works great on sales ppl
the other one is get a kid about 12-15 to answer the phone
sales ppl hate this
they come up with the smart *** comments only kids can think up
2007-02-25 08:13:24 · answer #2 · answered by elite_women_rule_the_rock 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I usually pick up the phone and say "What the f**k do you want?!" If I pick it up, and it's for someone else, I tell them to hold on, then I blow up a baloon and pop it and yell "Augh! I've been shot!" and then I hang up the phone.
2007-02-23 17:10:29 · answer #3 · answered by Tikimaskedman 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Try something different every time. I like to pick up and not say anything. When they finally ask why I didn't say hello I ask why I'm the one who has to say hello first anyways? It leads to some pretty interesting conversation.
2007-02-23 17:05:41 · answer #4 · answered by saram 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Hello, I'm not here at the moment or I just don't like you. In any case leave a message and my assistant with notify you at our most convenient time.
2007-02-23 17:05:08 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
I would quote Dignam from The Departed:
"Why don't we just meet up sweetheart, let me buy you an ice cream."
Even better would be from Hannibal:
"Is this Clarice? Well Hello Clarice."
2007-02-23 17:10:51 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Moshi Moshi--they will think they called Japan by mistake.
2007-02-23 17:08:34 · answer #7 · answered by njyogibear 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Myello, Myow may i Myelp you?
It really freaks people out.
2007-02-23 17:05:00 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
Good morning/afternoon/evening, this is succubusta speaking
2007-02-23 17:04:46 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
What!? That's been mine for about the last... month. Or you could try Heeeeyyyy.. I like that one too.
2007-02-23 17:04:42 · answer #10 · answered by Kd 5 · 1⤊ 2⤋