Would George Bush and the gang have him arrested as a suspected terrorist and sent o Guatomino Bay for Questioning?
Whould Ann Coulter call him a Godless Liberal?
Would every church that claims to be Christian while teaching judgement and intolerance instantly burn to the ground?
Would the religious right think they are being Raptured but find themselve in much warmer quarters than they suspected?
2007-02-23 08:16:15 · 24 answers · asked by Anonymous in Politics & Government ➔ Politics
I love your question, and all the questions underneath, too!!!
I think that when he comes back, he will set the record straight. He will explain how the churches misconstrued most of his teachings and he will tell the world what he really wanted us to understand. But many will not believe that he is who he claims to be, and he will be ridiculed. Some won't care if he is who he claims to be or not, because they will be able to appreciate his message for the truth that it is, and they will appreciate him for bringing this message, once again to the world. The people who will ridicule him will be the people who have the same kind of mindset as the bushtards!!!!!
2007-02-23 09:22:50 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
If Jesus came back tomorrow, it would probably be a lot like His first life. Established religions would call Him a heretic and a blasphemer, and deny His claim to being the Son of God. Governments would ignore Him until He gathered a large enough following to upset the balance of power, then they would have Him arrested for sedition and killed. In the meantime, bloggers and people on Yahoo Answers would ask questions designed to insult Him, degrade Him with their responses, and ridicule His followers. Once the Rapture happened, all those who failed to accept Him would try to explain away the sudden disappearance of 1/10th of the world's population as a conspiracy of the Liberals, or Conservatives, or Muslims, or Jews, or the Freemasons, or somebody, and none would ever accept that Jesus was real and they all failed to measure up.
2007-02-23 08:28:39 · answer #2 · answered by Chredon 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
The antichrist will make a peace settlement with the Jews that couldn't very last lengthy because it really is a trick, yet Jesus said the top would come shortly after the peace deals were printed. yet when the rapture comes earlier the trib, that ought to ensue any time yet nevertheless i'd be shocked if it takes position interior the subsequent 5 years.
2016-12-04 20:46:01 · answer #3 · answered by sobczak 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
1. No.
2. No.
3. No.
4. No.
Next question.
2007-02-23 08:39:31 · answer #4 · answered by ? 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
I know your mom dropped you on your head as a toddler. I know your dad beat you regular. I know your wife has three kids( none of them yours). I know your professor/lover brainwashed you but why do you insist on trying to piss people off for giggles. I don't believe in God and yet I don't find the need to come up with a pissy questions designed to just get people upset. This weekend why don't you try to find something good about yourself and mabey you will stop being such a prick
2007-02-23 08:47:25 · answer #5 · answered by great dane fanatic 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
If the Lord and Savior Jesus Christ returned tomorrow, all questions would be answered, pettiness would be gone, all issues between peoples would be answered and the only really important question left would be did you believe or not?
2007-02-23 08:25:27 · answer #6 · answered by docholiday 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
If Jesus returned tomorrow he'd take Bush's toy guns off him and throw him in jail.
2007-02-23 08:38:13 · answer #7 · answered by Fidel Castro 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Half of America would have already disappeared. The Rapture comes first.
2007-02-23 08:45:33 · answer #8 · answered by MoltarRocks 7 · 2⤊ 1⤋
If that's a multiple choice question I go with "all of the above".
2007-02-23 08:40:05 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
When Jesus returns it will be spiritual not physical so nothing could ever possibly harm him, but you wicked you have a lot of reason to be fearful.
2007-02-23 08:21:27 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 2⤋