2007-02-23 07:51:15 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
Spray it with a water bottle.
2007-02-23 07:55:36 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Attach a string to the paper and tie the othre end to a 36 to 42 inch stick. The stick should be sturdy enough to support the weight of a grand piano. Take said piano and cut the legs off of it, prop it up on its edge and support the upper edge of the piano with aforementioned stick.
Place newspaper under the piano and make sure string will not reach the outer radius of piano when lying flat. Allow cat to try and remove piano and thus tightening string to the point of displacing stick, causing the piano to smash the proverbial crap out of cat. Warning, neighbor will have to replace cat upon execution (no pun intended) of "stick and piano" manuver.
Never had problems with a cat but this is how I stopped my neighbor's kid from stealing my paper. Good luck and let me know how it turns out!
2007-02-23 08:05:45 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Talk to your neighbor about the situation. If they are not willing to control their own animal like they should be doing call the animal service to see what you can do. You could probably set up a humane trap then take it to the pound. I'd recommend speaking to your nighbor first. You might be able to settle this without going to the extreme.
2007-02-23 07:56:48 · answer #3 · answered by WALACPL 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A cat steals your newspaper? How cute.
2007-02-23 07:54:14 · answer #4 · answered by RBA 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The best thing that you can do is to just pee on the porch to make sure that your territory is marked. If that doesn't work, you'll have to train your own cat to get the paper first. Good luck...
2007-02-23 08:11:53 · answer #5 · answered by Still Crazy... 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
in simple terms erase the hateful messages from ur answering device and ignore. there is not any longer something so considerable in any newspaper that u ought to project approximately its loss, except u r nerve-racking pertaining to to the opportunity of theft from ur place, for which u ought to take precautions. do no longer difficulty a lot approximately those and circulate on. sturdy success.
2016-12-14 04:07:09 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Fnd that cat a girl friend, maybe its stealing your paper because it's looking for a purr-fect match, hehe.
2007-02-23 07:59:13 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Get up early for god sakes...wait at your front door peering out the peep hole or window and wait to pounce as soon as you see them go for it.
2007-02-23 07:57:44 · answer #8 · answered by ? 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Stop smearing your newspaper with tunafish, that might help!
2007-02-23 07:55:03 · answer #9 · answered by It's just me! 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Hides it's reading glasses!
2007-02-23 07:56:21 · answer #10 · answered by Gone fishin' 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋