2007-02-23 06:55:04 · 48 answers · asked by cherry 1 in Family & Relationships ➔ Marriage & Divorce
You're beautiful
2007-02-23 06:57:54 · answer #1 · answered by Cowboy Take Me Away 3 · 1⤊ 2⤋
Even when a million things in my life are going wrong I still try to keep a smile on my face think positive and hope for the best... I get really big headaches when I am sad and worried which then makes me depressed... So, why go through so much effort for no reason I mean if doesn't help anyone and it certainly doesn't improve my quality of life so cheer up and think happy thoughts even if it is something small what ever gets you to smile... People that are more mellow also live longer.... Don't forget to SMILE....
2007-02-23 07:05:39 · answer #2 · answered by evepineda02 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
WAYS TO TURN DOWN UNWANTED MEN !!!!
HE : Can I buy you a drink?
SHE : Actually I'd rather have the money.
HE : I'm a photographer. I've been looking for a face like yours. SHE :
I'm a plastic surgeon. I've been looking for a face like yours.
HE : Hi. Didn't we go on a date once? Or was it twice?
SHE : Must've been once. I never make the same mistake twice.
HE : How did you get to be so beautiful?
SHE : I must've been given your share.
HE : Will you go out with me this Saturday?
SHE : Sorry. I'm having a headache this weekend.
HE : Your face must turn a few heads.
SHE : And your face must turn a few stomachs.
HE : Go on ,don't be shy. Ask me out.
SHE : Okay, get out.
HE : I think I could make you very happy.
SHE : Why? Are you leaving?
HE : What would you say if I asked you to marry me?
SHE : Nothing. I can't talk and laugh at the same time.
HE : Can I have your name?
SHE : Why? Don't you already have one?
HE : Shall we go see a movie?
SHE : I've already seen it.
HE : Where have you been all my life?
S HE : Hiding from you.
HE : Haven't I seen you some place before?
SHE : Yes. That's why I don't go there anymore.
HE : Is this seat empty?
SHE : Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.
HE : So, what do you do for a living?
SHE : I'm a female impersonator.
HE : Hey baby, what's your sign?
SHE : Do not enter.
HE : Your body is like a temple.
SHE : Sorry, there are no services today.
HE : If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
SHE : If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.
2007-02-23 06:58:30 · answer #3 · answered by Loco 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
"Your a great person and people love you..." I am glad someone mentioned that and I know it is under the best intentions, but when I am depressed... it never helps.
The fact of the matter is that in life we see what we could/should be instead of loving who we are. Although there is no great answer to change how you feel, I know that deep within you is the child that enjoyed the simplist pleasures... watching clouds roll by while you relaxed on the lawn, eating cereal in the middle of the day and enjoying a cartoon. Adults can be so distracted that we forget the child in us is so easily amused and innocent. Children want to love and they spend little time reflecting on mistakes or wondering what tomorrow will bring. Life is now and as cliche as it sounds, your journey in life has purpose. Not for just you, but for those people you have yet to meet.
I don't expect everyone to believe as I, but I find my purpose in knowing that a Loving God who created me knew that within me was that talent and strength to perform great things... maybe not in the worlds standards are they great, but he takes pleasure in my pleasure. I picture God smiling as he sees me enjoy those childlike persuits.
I truly hope I have helped. I know that even I know how much God loves me and he has a purpose for me, I still have times when I am depressed. I lose sight. I just want you to know that just stumbling across your question made my heart sink. If I can do anything at all, please send me a message to thomstinson@yahoo.com. I would love to know how you made it through or how I could help you in any way at all.
2007-02-23 07:06:42 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
The only person who can change your emotions is yourself ... stop and really think about being happy and what makes you happy ... clear skies and driving my truck make me happy ... smoking a bowl and letting loose makes me happy ... go talk to some family members - instead of thinking how miserable you are ... just remember things can always get worse especially when you think things aren't going to get better ... think optimistic for a week - make yourself smile at least for a few hours a day - it will really make you feel better ... change comes from within ... you have the power to change your emotions - you just have to put your foot down and do it ... !
2007-02-23 07:02:32 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hi, I don't know you. And I don't know where you live. But here in the States, it's almost Spring! Warm weather is always fun! Um, let's see....you are probably a nice person. You probably mean a lot to so many people! People who really care about you and love you. :) Do you have siblings or children? They can always cheer you up! Sorry you are depressed, hope you feel better soon!
2007-02-23 06:59:26 · answer #6 · answered by MommyMe 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Thank God for all the good things that have happened in your life and for all that you have to be thankful for. Do something special for yourself. Whenever I am temporarily depressed or upset, what turns my mood around is to get dressed, put makeup on, do my hair; and get out of the house. Go shopping, buy something nice for yourself, and smile. A good mood elevator is to have your nails done and have a nice pedicure. When you return home, you will have a different outlook and attitude on life. Also, when you go to bed, thank God for all your blessings when you wake up in the morning smile that you are alive and breathing. Think of yourself as a special person who has alot to give and you are important to your family and friends. Best of Luck to you.
2007-02-23 07:13:00 · answer #7 · answered by cardgirl2 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
How 'bout a depressing story about three women on death row?
Three women are about to be executed for crimes. One's a brunette, one's a redhead, and one's a blonde.
Two guards bring the brunette forward, and the executioner asks if she has any last requests. She says no, and the executioner shouts, "Ready . . . Aim . . ."
Suddenly the brunette yells, "earthquake!!" Everyone is startled and looks around. She manages to escape.
The angry guards then bring the redhead forward, and the executioner asks if she has any last requests. She says no, and the executioner shouts, "Ready . . . Aim . . ."
The redhead then screams, "tornado!!" Yet again, everyone is startled and looks around. She too escapes execution.
By this point, the blonde had figured out what the others did. The guards bring her forward, and the executioner asks if she has any last requests. She also says no, and the executioner shouts, Ready . . . Aim . . ."
The blonde shouts, "fire!!"
Hope it makes you smile. At least you're not blonde...like me.
2007-02-23 07:13:14 · answer #8 · answered by luperith 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Do you know that you are responsible for your own happiness. Do something that you like, call up someone that you have not talked to in a while to see how they are doing. I am sure their is a senior in your area, check and see if their is any thing that you can do for them. Read books on self esteem. Join a club, or class, so you can meet new people. get yourself out of this rot. work on you!
2007-02-23 07:01:24 · answer #9 · answered by roseannetb@verizon.net 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Look in the mirror. You Will See the best reason to be happy. You are alive. Can make things happen if you want to Also there is some one who would like to be just like you. BE HAPPY.
2007-02-23 07:00:53 · answer #10 · answered by Sugar 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Tomorrow is another day.......you just never know what is in store, the worst days of my life have almost always been followed by some of the best.....have faith...it gets better....smile if you can, laughing is better....crying is good too, your tears actually release a chemical that can cause depression that is why you always feel better after a real good cry....hope it helps.
2007-02-23 07:00:33 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋