Why can't I "roll on the shabbas"?

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Probably because you're too busy with your Escalade and Pit Bulls

2007-02-23 06:06:45 · answer #1 · answered by J 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋

Because rolling takes work, and work is not allowed on Shomer Shabbas!
Bowling balls are heavy.

2007-02-23 06:08:42 · answer #2 · answered by somebody 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋

hmmm......not sure what "rolling on shabbas" means. Is "shabbas" slang for ex-pills?

2007-02-23 06:10:57 · answer #3 · answered by Cuteness 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋

because you married a jewish woman, and even though you're divorced now; you still keep shabbas Walter.

2007-02-23 06:09:10 · answer #4 · answered by Drew W 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋

Strikes and gutters. Ups and downs.

2007-02-23 06:10:30 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋