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LOL, well I always just say excuse me and then vacate the area.

2007-02-23 05:15:49 · answer #1 · answered by Azure M 1 · 0 0

Leave the room, if possible.
Hold in if you're in a car(the worst, I hate when my kids do car pharts)!
If one slips past and there's no way to hide it, apologize, laugh, then move on.
Just like the Sesame St. book "Everybody Poops" , it is also true of pharts.
Good luck.

2007-02-23 13:17:49 · answer #2 · answered by Croa 6 · 0 0

Everyone passes gas. Be dignified and smile.
Just say "excuse me" and get on with whatever else you were doing.
Jokers in the crowd may make comments or laugh.

Making fun of flatulence is childish. It is the organic production of methane gas and some odiferous mercaptans that is merely a natural process.

2007-02-23 13:16:38 · answer #3 · answered by fiddlesticks9 5 · 2 1

Not if I am in the car I roll up the windows and lock the doors so everyone can enjoy.
LOL

2007-02-23 13:14:35 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Just stand there with a disgusted look on your face and stare at the others accusingly.

2007-02-23 13:16:01 · answer #5 · answered by Hamish 7 · 1 0

I stand up and salute and say "sounds like someone stepped on a duck".

2007-02-23 13:17:14 · answer #6 · answered by Ex Head 6 · 2 1

Definitely the match, I just love fire! Coo, coo!

2007-02-23 13:11:32 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

glare at someone else or blame the dog.

2007-02-23 13:15:51 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

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