2007-02-23 04:25:42 · 9 answers · asked by adam l 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Music
hehe well i don't know but hey i will give you some
momma so fat when her beeper goes off, people thought she was backing up
Yo momma so fat her nickname is "DAMN"
Yo momma so fat she eats Wheat Thicks.
Yo momma so fat were in her right now
Yo momma so fat people jog around her for exercise
Yo momma so fat she went to the movies and sat next to everyone
Yo momma so fat she has been declared a natural habitat for Condors
Yo mamma so fat you haveta roll over twice to get off her...
Yo momma so fat she was floating in the ocean and spain claimed her for then new world
Yo momma so fat she lay on the beach and people run around yelling Free Willy
Yo momma so fat when you get on top of her your ears pop!
Yo momma so fat when she has sex, she has to give directions!
Yo momma so fat she goes to a resturant, looks at the menu and says "okay!"
Yo momma so fat when she wears a yellow raincoat, people said "Taxi!"
Yo momma so fat she had to go to Sea World to get baptized
Yo momma so fat she got to iron her pants on the driveway
Yo momma so fat she put on her lipstick with a paint-roller
Yo momma so fat she got to pull down her pants to get into her pockets
Yo momma so fat when she tripped over on 4th Ave, she landed on 12th
Yo momma so fat when she bungee jumps, she brings down the bridge too
Yo momma so fat the highway patrol made her wear "Caution! Wide Turn"
Yo momma so fat when she sits around the house, she SITS AROUND THE HOUSE!
Yo momma so fat when she steps on a scale, it read "one at a time, please"
Yo momma so fat when she sits on my face I can't hear the stereo.
Yo momma so fat she fell in love and broke it.
Yo momma so fat when she gets on the scale it says to be continued.
Yo momma so fat when she gets on the scale it says we don't do livestock.
Yo momma so fat her neck looks like a pair of hot dogs!
Yo momma so fat she's got her own area code!
Yo momma so fat she looks like she's smuggling a Volkswagon!
Yo momma so fat God couldn't light Earth till she moved!
Yo momma so fat NASA has to orbit a satellite around her!
Yo momma so fat whenever she goes to the beach the tide comes in!
Yo momma so fat when she plays hopscotch, she goes New York, L.A., Chicago..
2007-02-23 04:29:54 · answer #1 · answered by ahmedaytona 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Yo Mamma so fat.. that as without delay as she observed a school bus utilizing pass her abode, she 'ran' after it! at the same time as she stuck as a lot because it, she stepped interior and said, "the position's the cream filling?" Do you get it? She idea it grew to develop right into a Twinkie, for those of you who did now no longer get it.
2016-12-04 20:33:47 · answer #2 · answered by plyler 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2007-02-23 04:29:20 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Why whont people give up on yo momma jokes..their old. its over. just let it go. their not cool anymore and they just make u look dumb.
2007-02-23 04:28:27 · answer #4 · answered by Cole Cooper™ 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
just type in "yo momma jokes" on google.
and if that doesn't work then i don't knwo what to tell you.
2007-02-23 04:28:32 · answer #5 · answered by haimynameisLiLLY 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
or watch the show "Yo Momma" on MTV.
2007-02-23 04:33:26 · answer #6 · answered by maggie209 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Maybe no-one knows the answers, therefore no-one answers!!
2007-02-23 04:28:39 · answer #7 · answered by SHERRI 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
i don't know why no one answers your questions. maybe they don't know the answers. try this link.
2007-02-23 04:27:58 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
try comedycentral.com
2007-02-23 04:28:47 · answer #9 · answered by KJ 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋